dick migraine

The effect of "rubbing the schnitzel" too often.

Girl: do you want to bone?
Guy: sorry. I have a dick migraine. Maybe some other time.

by DocX December 25, 2014

anal migraine

Anal Mirgraine - (N)when someone exceeds the description, qualifications, and characteristics of being a pain in the ass.

Mary can be a real anal migraine when she gets drunk, she gets moody and real bitchy.

You are such an asshole and a jerk, you are giving me an anal migraine.

by FaFafooey February 20, 2014

butthole migraine

An approximate shooting pain every 5-13 seconds not in your external butt but in your poop hole

"I have a pain in my literal butthole...it feels like a migraine...a butthole migraine!"

by Ourasseswerekicked December 19, 2013

Chronic Migraine

Basically a Migraine but ongoing, possibly forever, and some times you'll get the lucky days where you don't have a Migraine then be crying in the darkness on the floor the next day.
It drains the person mentally, physically and emotionally, so please Do Not Disturb.

''I feel like I'm dying from the inside''
''Why?''
''I'm a Chronic Migraine sufferer.

by Mohatu the Nightfury August 20, 2017

Migraine hangover

Sort of like an alcohol hangover, except it is not caused by inebriation. Also known as postdrome. The end result of a migraine, it usually presents with a general feeling of tiredness, feeling bad all over, altered sensitivity to light and sound, sometimes accompanied by a sensation of having had a hot iron pressed to one's head or a troop of angry elephants ride on top of it. Best advice: rest and medication as prescribed by your doctor.

Dude # 1: Man, what's wrong with you?
Dude # 2: Migraine hangover. Feel like vomit.
Dude # 1: Partied hard last night, dude.
Dude #2: Nothing like that. M-i-g-r-a-i-n-e. That's what gave me this.

by OldEditor February 23, 2018

Migraine

Technical jargon for a group project.

1) Unfortunately, I have a migraine scheduled after class from 7:00 - 10:00 PM for the rest of the semester
2) We'll need to collaborate with Sales, Marketing and a 3rd party vendor for this migraine, but we think the results will be an overall positive for the company.
3) This well-researched migraine was handed off to R&D and Operations to figure out by the executive team after about 3 months of asking only sycophants

by Seems1 September 26, 2018

migraine

the most painful headache that usually lasts a good while. it can throb, pound, or just hurt for days.

friend: "Let's go to the mall"
me: "sorry, can't, I have a migraine"

by zesty barbecue sauce August 11, 2019