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Microwave Intuition

To pop something in the microwave, and then leave. Then to suddenly drift back towards the microwave just in time to when it hits 0. Basically, to be able to tell when your food is done, just by your intuition.
"Hey, why does Joe always get his food so quickly?"

"He has microwave intuition"
by Volleyball Blaiser October 5, 2011
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Microwave Sadism

Pleasure and amusement as a result of watching small animals perish in agony after being locked in a microwave oven (and set on high).

This strange personality disorder has been revealed and somewhat known amongst underground internet culture.
After his parents discovered a third dead cat in their microwave, Jimmy was admitted to intensive therapy sessions due to his microwave sadism.
by juiceCULT August 3, 2012
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pre-microwave

An adjective to describe a person who was born before the invention of the microwave. Usually used in reference to a member of Generation X.
"Really? You remember the first Star Wars movie?"

"Shit yeah. I'm pre-microwave!"
by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008
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Microwavelessness

When one moves into a new place and doesn't have a microwave oven. You are forced to eat out or use cookware, since you can't cook microwaveable foods.
I just moved into a new apartment and realized that's there's no way to cook TV dinners or Raman noodles. It dawned on me that I was in a state of Microwavelessness.
by yes juanito yes May 16, 2014
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Microstove

If I look at my wife the right way, she heats up like a microstove.
by Dingus_my_dingus January 1, 2017
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Miroslav

the best person i’ve ever met. he is so funny, so passionate and he has a brilliant mind. he is open-minded, friendly and always in a good mood. he reminds me of phil dunphy. you are lucky if you have a boyfriend named Miroslav.
Someone: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Me: Ofc, i met Miroslav few days ago.
by claire dunphy November 22, 2021
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Miroslav

Someone who is fun to hang out with, and is very social. Also, could mean friendly or nice.
He seems like a Miroslav to me.
by Frat Dude June 9, 2008
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