Microfiching

An instance where, during sexual intercourse, one thrusts side-to-side instead of forwards/backwards, much like in the fashion you read microfiche.

"My girlfriend got sick of hitting her head on the headboard during sex, so I tried microfiching her last night. She loved it."

by Matt Hagen March 22, 2009

micromasher

the term used for a person who beats up midgets

marco is a micromasher and kill brendan.

by Errol333 October 31, 2006

microvisit

The real-world equivalent of microblogging. Stopping by to talk to someone for 140 seconds or less.

"Have you talked to Mike lately?"
"Just a couple of microvisits last week"

"I was on my way home yesterday and I stopped by Jeff's house for a microvisit."

by mmia2 September 25, 2009

Microtosh

Microsoft and Apple combined to rule the world....

My Microtosh Xbook 360 pwnz.

by Jack Bristow December 5, 2005

Microfiche

(v., trans.) The conscious intent to lose someone's contact because they take so long to get together for a date. This individual, while still newsworthy, is a good learning experience but no longer current news, and is therefore relegated to archives.

Microfiching works best with phone numbers from individuals who are old enough to believe that Microfiche still exists in libraries.

After trying to have lunch with the Silver Fox for nearly five years, I microfiched his number and pretended to be uninterested when he finally asked me out for drinks.

by Microfisherwoman March 6, 2011

microshit

A name people give to anything made by microsoft that they are too retarded to work or take care of. Mostly used online by jackasses typing on their computer with Windows.

"This microshit is garbage!"
"No, you are garbage."

by Ace8904 January 30, 2008

microshit

A name people give to anything made by microsoft that they are too retarded to work or take care of. Mostly used online by jackasses typing on their computer with Windows.

"This microshit is garbage!"
"No, you are garbage."

by Ace8904 January 30, 2008