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Michaelbaytion

1) -n. Any shitty, mindless Hollywood product which relies on explosions, hard rock music, and a special effects budget exceeding the GDP of third world nations to cover up lack of thought or effort in other areas. Typically all of them.

2) -v. Participation in the above on any level.

See CSI: Miami.
1) "I'm going to go see G.I. Joe, it looks so awesome!"

"Too much Michaelbaytion can have adverse effects on your health."

2) I was going to go out and see an indie film with my hipster girlfriend last Friday, but CSI: Miami was on, so I just stayed in and Michaelbayted instead.
by stopmotionsunrise November 15, 2009
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MichaelBaySplosion

A huge, over-exaggerated explosion, often seen in many Michael Bay movies and some video games. The explosion is always unrealistic (if not most of the time).
Guy 1: Hey man, you seen the new Transformers movie?
Guy 2: Pfff, nah man. Way too many MichaelBaySplosions.
by Percival Sweetwater III June 23, 2011
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michaelbarker

just an all around ass hole who nobody likes. he should go to co-op.
guy: wow. do you know michaelbarker?
girl: yeah, i fricking hate that kid.
by alkalinesolo December 25, 2008
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MichaelJaye

The ideal boyfriend for almost any girl. Creative, strong, athletic, but not so smart! This is the kind of person best to be a friend but not as a cheat on a math test
MichaelJaye is amazing
by Source7777 September 16, 2018
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MichaelBarbie

i love MichaelBarbie
by ariana'sbarbies October 20, 2021
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