macclenny

a very cool place...near lake city and jacksonville... located in baker county

let's all go to macclenny

by Sarah_8765 April 28, 2005

Michael McCleary

1. Douchebag podcaster who no one listens to because he insists on spouting his liberal/conservative blend of bullshit. 2. Guy Famous from Popular 80's movie "Under Deep" who loses his manhood in a car wreck with his 2 friends, and struggles to regain it through conquest of very young women.

"Michael McCleary lost his nuts?"

"Certainly did!"

by Kyle R. Chandler September 1, 2008

Jack Mcclellan

1.A famous, vile individual who runs a website group for other sickos attracted to "those of youger age".His first website served as a "how to" guide for pedophiles(it was later taken down after a barrage of complaints). This is the same man who adimited (in a FOX interview)to feeling a sexual attraction to little girls saying it was ok.He is a 40 something year old loser who can't maintain a decent relationship with an adult woman so he must resort to wrapping his cheetoo covered fingers around his earthworm penis while watching "Little Women
or the Olsen twins (think "Full House" not New York Minute"). He currently lives with his parents as a full time mooch on welfare.
2.A term you may have used to belittle your dog and later regret.
3. The reason to give your daughter a bottle of pepper spray and karate classes for Christmas.
3. The reason even liberals like myself are okay with the death penalty on some occasions.

ME (talking to my dog):no boy! no more bacon for you! its bad for your heart!
MY DOG:woof woof
As my dog jumps up and starts eating the bacon of my plate.
ME:now, look what you've done. why do you have to be such a Jack McClellan?
MY DOG: yelp yelp....(whimpers away)
ME: oh,I'm so sorry boy, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.That was very harsh.Please forgive me. Here, why don't you have a treat instead?

by LouLou (the eclectic) May 19, 2007

Macclenny

"Country" city outside of Jacksonville Florida. Small-Town living, with the perks of having a Big-City next door.

Macclenny? Where is that? Check out Macclenny.com !

by natej January 21, 2005

Macclesfield

The roll of fat found on the back of a (usually) bald man's head. It is usually just above the collar line and can, sometimes, protrude significantly.

Wow! look at the macclesfield on him

by Indigo cakestand June 14, 2016

mickled

to totally have the shit stomped out of you literally or figuratively.

Hey. you see that f00l with the scabs on his head. He tried stepping to me to the other day but I totally mickled his ass sicc.

by Beetledrink June 12, 2007

Miccey

A suspect person, something that is not right out of place. A negative way to act.

This bitch is miccey as fuck she acts like we can't see she's fake.

by PSidney June 10, 2014