Metaphorical

Me. I'm mad metaphorical my dudes... And dudettes... I don't know what my fan base is like. Gotta be some dudettes in there. I donno. Gotta do a case study or something.

Hym "Ha! That's hilarious! You did see it. Iam had a fucking MELTDOWN!"

Iam "........."

Hym "Don't glare at me like that! You know it's funny! Big-time meltdown too. Like, 'ordered online from a Denny's' level meltdown."

Iam "I was upset..."

Hym "Hahaha! See!? He wants to lie so bad! Look at his face! HAHAHAHAA! And I'm not even being metaphorical."

Iam "I don't think you're using that word properly..."

Hym "Nah I'm doing it right."

Iam "Can we just go to bed? I'm not trying to be up until 7am again."

Hym "Yeah, yeah..."

by Hym Iam May 6, 2022

mewphoria

when you mew really good and your jawline is awesome and you feel mewphoric

yo nice mewing circle, you guys are giving me mewphoria so hard right now!

by mysterybitch222 January 11, 2024

mewphobic

when you are anti-mewing, and you HATE mewing.

“bruh, don’t be against mewing”
“but you know i’m mewphobic”

by mysterybitch222 January 11, 2024

Metaphorical Champagne

1. Fake alcohol
2. Stress reliever; can be person, place, thing, or event, etc.

1. T'where is the metaphorical champagne!
2. Sam: Yo! I had such a rough day!
Sally: How about some metaphorical champagne?
Sam: Yeah! I could use some ice cream.
Sally: Can I join you? My metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and gravy.

by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015

metaphorical child

A metaphorical child that it looked upon by another as a child but they are not legally bound or bound by blood. The metaphorical child may be old, younger or the same age as the metaphorical parent. The child is treated as ones own.

Fingers is my metaphorical child even though he is older than me. He is seen as a child and treated that way but has his own family. I am his metaphorical mother.

by Random quirks March 23, 2016

Metaphorical Brad

A metaphorical Brad is synonymous to a metaphorical Chad. They were not born with that as their name, but they very well could have been.

“I don’t care if his name was John. He was a metaphorical Brad with all that vineyard vines on.”

by flimsysexuction August 2, 2018

metaphorically molested

-the act in which one is violated or harassed in a non sexual manner, with the intent to reference or suggest sexual acts.

- forceful enlightenment pertaining to metaphors

Kaden was metaphorically molested at the bar.

by Natattack December 1, 2023