Dis-member

After having sex missionary style, ask your girlfriend to turn over so that you can begin doggy style. While she's turning over, secretly replace your piece with a dildo of the same size and stature (make sure she can't tell the difference.) Once you start doing it with the dildo, after a while, fall off the bed leaving the dildo inside of her making her think that your junk fell off.

"I was hittin' my girl from behind when I decided to pull a dis-member on her... She almost had a heart attack when she thought my shit fell off."

by Pizzy-to-tha June 30, 2005

cast member

The poor souls at Disney who are forced to take crap from nasty and abusive "guests" and have to weather being asked "Excuse me, do you work here?", and for what.........A measly $6.50 an hour!

As a former cast member I feel bad for y'all!

by Tully October 29, 2004

Cancer Causing Member of Society

1.A person who is just an absolute beast in whatever he does

2.A person whos actions are so lethal they might as well cause cancer to anyone he approaches

That dude is a beast a monster a straight up Cancer Causing member of Society

by Dom ~Dman January 11, 2009

swollen members

the best music to ever hit this planet!

Hey yo r u comin to the swollen members show tonight its gonna b dope!

by Phat Dawg June 26, 2003

tiny member

a person, preferably male,who has a ridiculously teensy-weensy itty-bitty dingaling

Justin's guitar player has a tiny member
i once did this guy that had a tiny member.. it was AWESOME!
do u need tweezers to wack off with ur tiny member?

by yoyoK January 4, 2008

memberton

Pet name for a huge throbbin'cock

"Then Bob whipped out Mr. memberton and smacked that drunk with it!"

by Air-eye February 11, 2006

Mewlery

Man-Jewelery = Mewlery. Apparently not found socially attractive to women from PA and other states. Its more of a long Island/Jersey thing when men wear jewelery (necklaces, rings, etc.)

Man: Hey babe, don't you love my necklace and my gold rings?

Beachy: Your such a guido from Long Island wearing that mewlery!

by lark27 November 21, 2010