Joe: oh my god, what's that guy doing to the M train?!
Thomas: i don't know...
Lawson: isn't it clear? he's a metrosexual.
Thomas: i don't know...
Lawson: isn't it clear? he's a metrosexual.
by bongo: gangsta chinese pirate October 08, 2005
Any male who engages in activities such as ironing his jeans and t-shirts, wearing makeup, spending hours on his hair whether dyeing it - styling it - or talking about it, purchasing and using innumerable "products" such as cleansers and concealers, dresses according to a "style", goes to another town to shop for a hat, and in addition to these qualities pretends to like women but is too "shy" to approach any.
We all had to wait to leave while he ironed his jeans, the stink from all his prodcuts nearly killed us in the car, and all night long he talked about how good his hair looked.
by Jason March 07, 2005
A closetted gay man who enjoys maxing his credit cards, emptying his bank account and mortaging his house for the 11th time in his pursuit for the latest fashion items and beauty care products.
He enjoys being admired by just anyone, gay or straight, but claims to be nothing but straight.
He enjoys being admired by just anyone, gay or straight, but claims to be nothing but straight.
Brad Pitt is a metrosexual
by MetroBoy April 28, 2005
by Squeed September 03, 2005
by BeatBoX January 22, 2007
a man who has been bitten by another metrosexual, thereby showing all the characterisics of a woman or gay man. the metrosexual must feed on period blood three times a month to keep this disguise. often extreme cases begin to kiss men and wear designer womans shoes.
TIMBOLAY JIMBERS is a metrosexual to the nines
by Dread Pyrate Bonney March 19, 2005
Just means somebody who 'takes care of himself' by buying a lot of nice gay clothes..... Heh... But tries to pretend they are actually a heterosexual.
Fonzworth Bentley is a metrosexual. You might of seen him in the Usher - Yeah video.. Hes the one playing the violin for no damn reason. Also in Outkast - I Like The Way You Move... He flies in with an umbrella... Such a metrosexual...
by FuckThisAndFuckYou November 25, 2004