When the entire team at your office gets dismissed for their merits and great work. Except you, because you set up a conference call for the last hour of the day.
by Lennyd215 February 6, 2012
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Man, that girl got all stupid about which line to go in if you want to see the blue shells, she definitely has Menial Worker Syndrome.
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1. The scientific word for peyote, a cactus native to Mexico and the southwest United States, that has tubercles(mescal buttons) that can be chewed as a powerful hallucigenic drug. Originally used by some Native Americans in rituals. Also called peyote.
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1. The scientific word for peyote, a cactus native to Mexico and the southwest United States, that has tubercles(mescal buttons) that can be chewed as a powerful hallucigenic drug. Originally used by some Native Americans in rituals. Also called peyote.
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A reality created by the media. In this subuniverse, everything is perfect. All the women are beautiful and all the men are muscular an manly. Unfortunately, this unreal mediality causes people in real life to attempt to attain these extremely unreachable standards, usually with unwelcomed and ugly habits.
Girl: I am way too fat! I need to be like those girls on TV!
Boy: Wtf is wrong with you? You weigh 50 pounds, I can see right through your stomach.
Boy: Wtf is wrong with you? You weigh 50 pounds, I can see right through your stomach.
by chernobyl December 11, 2004
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Man, I love Riding in Rastus' Mescalade, but I can't find a place to put my fucking feet. Dat bitch is gonna have a rat infestation he he does not clean dat bitch out.
by Funeral Guy March 26, 2009
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