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Mercury Poisoning

Being afflicted with the AIDS virus, otherwise known as "Arse-Injected-Death-Syndrome". Named in tribute to Freddy Mercury (Aka - Farrouk Bulsara) who died from the disease still rocking the mic to the very end.
"Mrs. thompson, I'm afraid after young Jimmy was kidnapped and found 3 days later in the woods, we ran some routine tests on him. And it seems he has acute Mercury Poisoning... Oh stop fucking crying, can't you see I'm Hungover?"

"Hey Tom, man you look great! You lost a ton of weight. How did you do it?" "Well Sam, I shared a needle in a squat a few weeks back and now I got Mercury Poisoning. I won't lie, it kinda rocks!"
by Poppa Boogaloo August 22, 2011
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Freddie Mercury

The best singer that ever lived!!!! Lead singer of the rock group Queen. Born in 1946 on the island on Zanzibar, died in 1991 in his home in England from pnemonia caused by AIDS. Sings the best songs ever such as: bohemian rhapsody, crazy little thing called love, and stone cold crazy.
by johncenafan427 August 23, 2009
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freddie mercury

Possesed an overall charisma that was apparent in his voice as well as his stage performances. 3 1/2 octave range which he used perfectly and wisely. His voice was ever changing with time and styles. Listen to him on A Kind of Magic and Queen II. Compare!!!

Hugs, Fred.
Live Aid was Freddie Mercury's difinitive moment.
by Axelito October 10, 2006
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merkur

Ford's high performance sedans from the mid-late 1980's. Quick car, unpronouncable name. Driving one these days solicits "WTF!!" reactions.
Commoner: Whoa, wtf is that? An Escort?
Merkanic: No, fool. It's a mare-coor.
Commoner: Riiight... nice wing.
Merkanic: Thanks, it's stock.
by Colin August 26, 2004
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Mercury Marauder

11,052 Mercury Marauders ever made, they came in 4 colors. Black, Dark Toreador Red, Silver Birch, and Dark Blue Pearl Metallic. Production numbers for the Mercury Marauder:
2003 - 7839 (328 Blue, 417 Silver, rest black .. 7094)
2004 - 3213 (980 DTR, 997 Silver, 1236 Black)
Total production, 03 and 04 was 11,052 Black exterior. (As of June 2004):
1059 with charcoal interior, 842 have CD changers, 873 have heated seats.
147 with flint interior, 105 have CD changers, 100 have heated seats.
Dark Toreador Red exterior. (As of June 2004):
565 with charcoal interior, 457 have CD changers, 505 have heated seats.
398 with flint interior, 293 have CD changers, 270 have heated seats.
Silver Birch exterior. (As of June 2004):
525 with charcoal interior, 422 have CD changers, 439 have heated seats.
448 with flint interior, 332 have CD changers, 304 have heated seats.

302hp, 318tq, true top speed of 140mph
Mercury Marauder equal fast car, nuff said
by Offroadkarter December 8, 2007
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freddie mercury

"I'm just a musical prostitute my dear" -freddie mercury
by freddieismylove October 24, 2018
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Deady Mercury

Proper noun.

A descriptor which references a flamboyant, effeminate and eccentric man with whom you may have a quarrel and wish to kill.
1. "Look at that fucking Deady Mercury over there."
2. "I wanna punch that Deady Mercury's teeth out."
by MindBox December 6, 2010
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