TESTICULAR MERINGUE

Noun. Semen, cum, skeech, load, nut butter.

I could hardly wait to give her my testicular meringue.

by Rob the Great August 3, 2007

merping

Merping - The act of smiling in a tight lipped grin.

Perfect example, Google "Me merping with scraggly hair in 1994" the child on the left......Lights

by ibewcountry July 1, 2011

merving

When one insults an entire group of fans who are annoyingly demanding MOAR of their favourites.

Made infamous by Merveille Lukeba, actor who plays Thomas on Skins, when he stated on Twitter, "Probably gonna be hated for sayin this but Naomily fans really annoy me. Every week "NOT ENOUGH NAOMILY". Its Skins, not The Adventures Of.."

"Probably gonna be hated for sayin this but Joe Jonas fans really annoy me. Every week "NOT ENOUGH JOE". Its Jonas BROTHERS, not The Adventures Of.."

Oh my, Nick Jonas fans are merving again.

by BabyDykePS February 4, 2010

lemon meringue

When a guy blows his load in a girls mouth and follows it with a stream of urine.

"I drank so much last night, then totally lemon meringued that girl."

by Daniel cumtongue Nelson March 24, 2009

Lemon Meringue Pie

After a man has finished his load in a girl's vagina or anus, he let's himself go flaccid and proceeds to piss into either orifice, creating a runny, lemony colored creampie.

Dude 1: "Gave my girlfriend a lemon meringue pie the other night."
Dude 2: "How was it?"
Dude 1: "Can't look her in the face anymore."

by JamesLeFranc March 4, 2010

Merping

A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.

Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.

My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.

by pattersfb October 21, 2010

merking

to drive quickly; to drive away from a sketchy situation

"shit, that car was merking down the road"

"the cops tried to stop him so he merked the fuck outta there"

by jimi dean breakfast sauages December 9, 2008