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bullshit merchant

someone who constantly sprout lies to sound better
Steve just bragged he had a threesome last night,the guy's such a bullshit merchant.
by ollie deezee January 3, 2009
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Milk Merchant

A person, generally a person of color, that seems to be exclusively attracted to white people.
Joe: Hey, did you hear about Mikey?
Bob: Whats up with him?
Joe: He is into that white girl again
Bob: Typical Mikey. He is such a milk merchant.
by bobjoe123 November 24, 2021
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Free Throw Merchant

A basketball player who relies entirely on free throws to score. Known for running into defenders before falling down and begging for foul calls.
Person 1: Wow, James Harden has really turned into a free throw merchant now that he's out of shape.
Person 2: Yea, it's crazy how him and Embiid shoot more free throws than entire teams some games.
by ShamWoW259 March 29, 2022
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Mercy

1. A sweet, fun, loving girl that would be a great girlfriend to provide you love, shelter, care, guidiance, loyalty, trustworthiness, and FOOD!!!!!!!
2. Something God provides for you.
1. Boy #1: "Man, Mercy got everthing, bro! I aint never gonna let her go!

Boy #2: "Man, I wish I had a Mercy!

2. "God have Mercy, Sweet Child!
by ItgodownintheDM June 28, 2016
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Merchants Guild

A group of wealthy bankrollers who Cohencidentally own >95% of the media and have serious beef with Europeans.
A warm thanks to many members of the Merchants Guild, generously funding and bankrolling these videos. You’re all truly wonderful. Have a good one.
by TheRubyEmerald December 3, 2021
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384 Merchandise

A company based out of Pennsylvania which specializes in making custom one-inch pins for bands. AKA 384.
384 Merchandise makes my band's pins.
by Dr.Rob Jones April 12, 2008
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Mercy Flush

Flushing a particularaly bad-smelling turd down the toilet in the stall of a public bathroom while you are still crapping so other people will not smell it. This can be repeated as many times as necessary.
Person in right stall: *Poops*

Person in left stall: "Oh God! That's Horrible! How about a
Mercy Flush?"

Person in right stall: *Flushes*

Person in left stall: "Thanks."

Person in right stall: "Welcome" *Continues Pooping*
by VegitarianZombie July 23, 2009
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