mell of a hess

a very difficult situation (the spoonerism is usually deliberate)

It sure looks like they got themselves into a mell of a hess.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2011

Melling Hellcat

A Sports Car Produce by Al Melling in Rochdale, Lancs, UK.
The car is street legal and has more power than a buggati Veyron, 270 mph top speed and hits 60 under 2 seconds.

Melling hellcat is the fastest road legal car produced... ever

by Jamima fuck a duck January 10, 2010

mell

Refers to a horse addicted woman, normally when they have brown hair and galaxy eyes

1. Man, did you see her with the horse? She’s such a mell
2. I dated a mell 2 years ago, best decision

by Gkid1005 November 24, 2021

Melling

Moulding together. In an great relationship holding each other tight. Hugging each other with passion.

I was Melling my wife last night!

by My definitions are correct October 24, 2017

mells

a cute and short way of saying marshmallows

let’s cook the mells on the campfire

by mightywil April 17, 2021

Melled

1) Plied with copious amounts of shots until you can't see
2) Persueded to get totally wankered
3) Cracking night out

Went out last night and got totally melled.

Can't believe I got melled again

by SantaPonsa24 May 23, 2024

Melling

**Melling (noun)**: A term describing a gay warrior from Thebes who embodies bravery, love, and passion. Melling represents a deep commitment to both personal identity and romantic affection, often engaging in acts of valor that celebrate love openly and unapologetically. He is characterized by his vibrant spirit, courage in expressing his emotions, and dedication to creating a world where love knows no boundaries.

As a proud Melling, he marched through the streets of Thebes, unapologetically waving the rainbow flag in celebration of his love and identity.

by Realnobobydude January 10, 2025