mellophone

The greatest of the forgotten instruments in band. Mellophones are the marching version of a French horn, because french horns don't project properly to be used for marching. Many schools nowadays don't have them however, since EWHS is the best, we do. They're played in corps and often the people that play them are pretty timid, unlike their similar looking trumpets. Mellophones are the best!!!

Mellophone Player: I play the mellophone
Non Bandgeek: What's that?
Mellophone player: It's a trumpet looking object in the key of F which a huge bell the size of a French horn bell.

by Melodie October 22, 2004

Mellophone

A mellophone is what french horn players march and play in marching band. It's like a trumpet with a horn bell. Trumpet players call it a trumpet on steroids. But really, a trumpet is an anorexic mellophone.

Trumpet Player 1: Man! What is that thing?!
Trumpet Player 2: It's a mellophone. AKA a trumpet on steroids.
Trumpet Player 1: Ohhh! That's funny!
Mello Player: Really??? 'Cause I heard you play an anorexic Mello??

by Marching_Horn_Mello_Rocks April 11, 2010

talking on the great white telephone

vomitting into the toilet (usually with your arms wrapped around the bowl)

I drank so much at the party Saturday night that I spent dawn on Sunday morning talking on the great white telephone.

by Jake March 24, 2004

Telephone toughguy

A person who will talk shit over the phone (or any means of communication) only because they have no fear of actually having to fight the person on the other end or ever back up their words.

My ex girlfriend got a telephone toughguy that won't leave me alone, I'm gonna fuck him up if I ever find out who it is.

by Gamblar December 9, 2008

Telephone dick

A dick that looks like a telephone

Guy 1: "Whoa that looks like my dick"

Guy 2: "Dude, that's a telephone"

Guy 1: "Yeah, I have a telephone dick"

by Sonicpanda September 7, 2010

talk to huey on the great white telephone

To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.

Excuse me, I think those prawns were off, I have to go talk to Huey on the great white telephone.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

telephone soup

When someone goes on and on on the phone talking crap or gibberish or something that does your head in

blah blah blah 5 mins later blah blah 1/2 hr later still blah blah blah and then you say "enough of your telephone soup I really got to go"

by hammerex July 15, 2010