The BIGGEST pimp in the world EVER. He does business around Woking and is known as 'MR Moody' or the 'pimp meister'
Matt: doesn't the pimp meister have a wife know?
George: Yerp names Janice innit
Joe: OH i thout that was a hippopotomus
George: Yerp names Janice innit
Joe: OH i thout that was a hippopotomus
by nocheesetonight July 5, 2007
A person of any gender that has massive amount of rizz but is done in a jester-esque way, this sexy individual will sweep you off your feet with their jingle bell poulaines and take you to the land of giggles
by Exceptional g October 7, 2023
by Mr Tux June 3, 2011
1. The ever elusive person (scumbag) of any sex that either jumps from one "puff puff give " circle to the next, or very craftily slides back in the circle again before the bowl, joint, bong, glass dick, or what have you even makes a full round.
Back in the day in the old housing being a little nimbile nervy puff -meister was almost an unspoken contest won by the party beast with the trickiest hands or most skillful distractions. Every housing area held their puff-meister champ in "high" regards as he, she, or shim ended up the most definitely blazed up hood rat in the homelands.
by Bear Man Sr. February 9, 2020
Style and Ease Master, you have good taste and knowledge of fashion without acting like a faggot, yet you still are seen as fucken' esh and no one wants to mess with you
Fuck Elliot is the Steeze Meister! He is such a sick cunt, he must be a fan of Capital Steeze on Facebook
by SteezKing1er January 15, 2013
by armorios March 10, 2015
by Lumber man January 23, 2010