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Mehmooni

Mehmooni (noun) A social gathering of people, of whom at least one must be of Persian descendant, with the sole purpose of heavy drinking and having a good time.

to mehmooni (verb) To participate in a Mehmooni.
1. When Pazy returns from Iran we will have a mehmooni
2. I always enjoy to mehmooni with Pazy
by bolehman September 13, 2013
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Mahlory

short, pretty smart, shy around ones she doesnt know. yet wehn around friends is loud and crazy. very athletic, and can usually last a long relationship. Usually hangs around just about anyone. Has plenty of friends and loves to meet new people.
I'm bored. lets go hang with mahlory
by vicer2014 May 4, 2010
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Mello-jestic

usually when an animal or person is in or caught in a mellow yet majestic pose or action.
that bird looks so mello-jestic in the water everyone just stared in aw
by Izzie Spright♥ September 20, 2010
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Mehroj

Can easily become one of your closest friends. A really sweet boy, sexy who also happens to be intelligent, supportive there are no downsides to knowing an Mehroj. Handsome, funny, sweet, intelligent, and an amazing friend, always become friends with a Mehroj.

He is from Tajikistan and he can be very loud and passionate. His laugh and smile is enough to make your day. He has a weird English accent and when he gives a presentation it will switch to RP British.
Mehroj is too gorgeous to define
When Mehroj laughs it sounds like he is being suffocated
by MattyKo November 26, 2021
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mellogang

The autistic fans of american shitty overrated "producer" and "DJ" Marshmello aka Trashmello. Their typical behaviour is being childish, immature and typing cringe-worthy comments with lots of grammar errors. They will do anything to suck trashmello's cock, and they believe marshmello is the best DJ on earth. They will listen to anything that marshmello releases. If marshmello just copied some trap/future bass sample from somewhere on youtube and added shitty melody and beat in it, mellotards would be still listening and worshipping the shit out of it.
Typical mellogang: "OMG MARSHMELLO THE BEST DJ ON EARTH, FUCK ALL HATERS! ANYONE WHO DOESNT LIKE MARSHMELLO OBVIOUSLY HAS NO TASTE IN MUSIC, MY MUSIC TASTE IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE! MARSHMELLO IS THE ONLY BEST AND ALL OTHER DJS ARE FUCKING TRASH!"
by p0seidon November 1, 2018
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Mello

Mello, birth name being Mihael Keehl, is a character in the anime and manga, Death Note. He's almost always eating chocolate and wearing black leather. Why he wears leather is beyond me. From personal experience, I find that it leaves me sweaty and uncomfortable while wearing leather. But whatever, I guess. I read somewhere that it's Mello's way of soliciting for gay sex, which I tend to believe. Onto the story…

After being told by Roger (a massive douche) that L had been killed by Kira (Light bulb Imagay), Mello promptly threw a hissy fit. He had to force himself to calm down and stop stomping on Near's puzzle to ask who L had chosen as a successor. When he was told that L had decided to be a lazy slacker and not choose ANY of the Wammy children to be his successor, Mello went batshit insane and joined the mafia.

In order to gain ranks in the mafia, he had to become the mafia boss's whore and take it up the ass quite often. Mello inherited the Mr. Badass Mafia Boss's position when said Mafia boss's penis disintegrated inexplicably. To save himself embarrassment and shame, he left his mafia-related responsibilities in Mello's incompetent hands and fled to Holland.

A few important things about Mello: He is always PMSing and eating mass amounts of chocolate. Yeah, like...always. His father was Willy Wonka, which makes Willy Wonka a deadbeat dad. Mello’s father failed to provide for his son. Why the fuck else would Mello be in an orphanage? I'll tell you why.

Just after Mello's third birthday, Willy Wonka was taken into rehab for his chocolate addiction. Just as he was on the road to recovery, he relapsed and died. Unfortunately, Mello inherited his father's life-threatening addiction, which eventually proved to be the blond hellion's demise.

Matt (Mail Jeevas, a.k.a., Mello's fuck buddy) would have been devastated because of Mello’s death, had he not been distracted by Fallout 3, or dead himself.

Mello will forever live on in the hearts of the few people who actually cared for him. Not a lot of people did, to be honest. Mello was prone to random bouts of rage, which probably stems from his feelings of anger toward his father for allowing himself to be trapped in the clutches of addiction, and passing that addiction onto his son.

Even though Mello was disliked by many, Near even outdid him on that. Everyone hates Near. Fuckin' Near. -_- Arrogant asshole.
Mello was one of the many victims of addiction. If you or someone you love suffers from an addiction, please seek professional help. Do not allow anyone else's life to be claimed by chocolate!
by L's Pocky January 18, 2009
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jealous mealous

1. Referred to someone who is in the state of being very strongly envious of someone else's advantages or belongings.

2. Can also be used as a nickname, defined as the above.
1.
Person A: "Gosh, I hate her. She's so talented and she's really pretty and her boyfriend is just amazing..."
Person B: "Ooh, do I hear someone coveting?"
Person A: "Psh, I'm not jealous. Just saying..."
Person B: "Oh, you're such a jealous mealous, don't deny it."

2.
Person 1: "This car sucks... I wish I had one of those nice, shiny sports cars like that one guy has..."
Person 2: "Whatever, Mr. Jealous Mealous..."
by Hazgirl22 May 8, 2008
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