A hot mama, child of 6. Hooters by night, Alley behind Wackos by night. From a harsh childhood of being bullied for being prego at age 6 with sextuplets. She became a word renowned buissniuss woman, doing classified work 😏
"I bring my little league homies to Hooters to eat, little do they know, I go out back and eat somethin else" -Crystal Methany 'sDaddy #69
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The Bitch you do not like. She a thot. A pissy pussy thot to be exact. She's faker than the plant in your mom's living room. She wants everything but she gets nothing. She's a basic ass bitch.
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