Meet

An Irish word for snogging.

Person 1: Hey, will ya meet me?
Person 2: No, you're not wearing chinos.

by ARandomPanda February 25, 2012

meeting

A period of time used to talk about the things(work) you should do if you were not in a meeting.

we have a meeting for the project at 10Am.

by David Croteau. August 10, 2006

Meet

A saying people use in Belfast.
It means to have a wee bitta tongue wars with someone. It is v.fun

At St Mary's Disco
Wee lad:Yo lv, will you meet my mate he said your gr8

by Yerma69 October 23, 2014

meeting

Discrete term meaning to masturbate.

My roommate left for class, so it was time for a meeting.

by sfzDefiner April 13, 2004

meeting

An opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.

The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:

1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".

2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.

I have no work to do, and I need to look busy in case the boss comes back.

I know - I will call a meeting!

by Nick July 22, 2004

meeting

an unnecessary exercise in bullshit and stupidity, usually brought on by others to make themselves look important and productive.

-how was your meeting today?
-it was just as normal, bob went on about something or other for 45 mins.

by chadski nova August 2, 2006

Meet

French kiss, often used in Ireland and heard a lot in liverpool uk

used mainly in youths

"hey girl will ya meet him over there?"

"have you met you're boyfriend/girlfriend yet?"

by JaneK January 3, 2009