medical school couple

The pairing of medical school students in the first week or so of school. These relationships last between either major examinations or 2 weeks or less. Facilitating the carnal needs (ie sex, companionship, etc) as well as study partners and physical study tools, these relationships often result in rotation of female participants between people of PBL or other study groups. These relationships ensure success and survival of first semester of medical school and may continue on after that. These relationships follow the Law of mutual need (“When people of a given group of intellectual status/classification are placed in similar situations, there is assured mutual non-emotional hooking up.”)

My first year of Med School I was part of three medical school couples, one of which the girl had a boyfriend back home. Had i not been with her I would have failed anatomy. I have not talked to her since.

by MOTO319 October 17, 2007

medical school

A place where visions of all those doctor "reality shows" come to die. In other words, your time spent there will become hell itself, with the final product being a slave of the system itself. Even if do escape there "unscathed", the process of school will never end, especially if you have to specialize in surgery itself.

Person 1: "I want to become a doctor so I can safe lives."

Person 2: "Dude, forget medical school, it's suicide. Instead , go get a MBA, and become a hospital admin instead."

by senthurmanz May 14, 2017

Medical Emergency

Noun \i-ˈmər-jənt-sē\

1. An unexpected and usually dangerous health related situation that calls for immediate action.

2. A patient requiring urgent and immediate medical attention

3. An occurrence or condition which prevents one from being capable of performing the duties of their job and/or living because of impending threat to their visual acuity, extremity locomotion or core autonomic respiratory and circulatory functions (aside from a severe case of Crying Baby Syndrome CBS)
In short: LIFE, LIMB or EYESIGHT

If you do not meet one of the definitions above, your situation is NOT an emergency and can wait until the primary care provider's office opens. Additionally, if you had the time to read this entire sign, you are most likely not an emergent patient.

*Frantic knocking on door*

Medic: "It's 0236. What's the medical emergency?"

Random Whiner: "Doc, I've got a bad cough and I stubbed my toe..."

Medic: "You... Cough. . . Toe. . ."

*Grabs weapon, chambers round*

Random Whiner: "Erm..." *runs away quickly*

Medic: "Feelin better now, eh?"

by Green_Machine November 14, 2013

Medical Wank

The act of masturbating to relieve lovers nuts AKA blue balls

I had to have a medical wank after some heavy petting on the second date with Sharon

by Medical Wanker August 21, 2019

Medical license

Something the medic doesn’t have

medic:I’m gonna need to perform surgery
scout:do you have a medical license

medic:well no

A medical license basically lets you do surgery and doctor stuff

by raybeez April 22, 2022

medical marijuanazation

The process of implementing a program once a state's medical marijuana laws have been passed.

The Colorado organization is helping Arizona with the medical marijuanazation of their state.

by JDRism January 22, 2011

medical ethicist

A person who derives immense pleasure from murdering other human beings.

I'd steer clear of that philosophy professor. He is, after all, a medical ethicist; he'll murder you for the fun of it.

by Kryon July 27, 2006