Social Media Whore

A person who sells their body and soul to a social media platform in the hopes of likes, favorites, retweets, and shares. Also known as "Social Media Prostitute" or "Social Media Concubine," these lovers of the Twitterverse live inside of the social media realm more than they do inside of reality. The only common cure known to man for this epidemic is growing a pair.

Person 1: "Holy shit did you see what Jason tweeted this morning?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude he is such a social media whore"

Person 1: "What's the official hashtag for today's race?"
Person 2: "You are such a social media whore"

Person 1: "OMG I HAVE BIG BOOBS AND A NICE ASS TIME TO FLAUNT THEM ALL OVER INSTAGRAM AND SNAPCHAT EVERYDAY FOR LIKES"
Person 2: "Well now you're more than just a whore- you're a social media whore!"

by Eburke136 December 30, 2016

common sense media

A shitty website where Karens go to feed other Karens fake information about video games. If you asked a 12-year-old, they'd compare it to internet hell.

12 year old: Mom can I play COD with my friends?
Mom: Let me check Common Sense Media.
Some Karen on Common Sense Media: "CALL OF DUTY HAS MADE OUR FAMILY FALL APART!!!!11! MY CHILD WANTS TO HANDLE A GUN NOW!!!!!!111!! AGES 18 AND UP!!11!!!"
COD in Reality: Just another harmless Battle Royale Game

by iHateKaren 11 Pro Max July 9, 2020

legacy media

The legacy media are part of the established, elite "Old Guard" of publishing and broadcasting in media. Legacy media groups are corporate owned.

A handful of corporations own the bulk of the legacy media, or mainstream media, that is consumed daily by the public.

by burbankstorylady October 19, 2018

paid-media

All those journotards and media houses who sell their souls and their news for a few pieces of silver. Things like journalism ethics and morality are as alien to them as ET the Extra-Terrestrial. Indians have to tolerate their 24/7 trash as there's no freaking alternative. Usually no walls between salesroom and newsroom. Modi is their bête noire and Radia tapes were their high water mark. A sleeveless skank and her old monk loving hubby give a whole new meaning to douchebaggery. Dago bitch and her moronic son pay 'em generously. Ravi- mediacrooks gives nightmares to most.

Seems Congress may lose the next election. About time we swing our biggest ally - paid-media in to action.

by rationalk June 11, 2013

a person who does not use social media

Social media ghost (SMG)
A person who does not use social media

I can't find Don anywhere on social media. He must be a social media ghost (SMG) in other words he is a person who does not use social media.

by CFOD December 2, 2016

Medialoid

It is mainstream media infected by tabloid journalism. The infiltration of tabloid journalism into traditional media sources, including the proliferation of sensationalism, triviality and disregard for privacy.

"Facts, Fallacies, and Fears of Tabloidization"
USA Today Magazine; Nov99, Vol. 128 Issue 2654, p67, 2p

"Tabloid Truth: The Michael Jackson Scandal"

Tabloids rely for their content on gossip, barely credible sources, an appeal to emotion, and the use of checkbook journalism. Where the problem occurs is that mainstream media is rapidly turning into medialoid.

by Portdaisy December 20, 2009

Godi Media

Godi Hindi word for in lap, Godi Media is media running government propaganda. In India media runs whatever the ruling government asks them to while ignoring the plight of poor farmers.

Friend: If you don't support the government you are anti-national, racist, and a terrorist

Me: relax dude, stop watching Godi media.

by Qasinow December 22, 2020