Meat Curtains

A vagina, preferably with large flaps of skin that fold over.

Tim - "Dude, I pounded that chick Jessica's meat curtains last night."

Dave - "Sweeeet"

by zker666 July 8, 2010

Meat Curtains

The meat curtain is often found with fur, hair or stubble - on rare occassions the nude silky smooth meat curtain can be found. The silky smooth meat curtain is more common in Brazil. Like all meat it should be cleaned before eating and best served tender moist and hot.

From a 70's Aussie Film Classic - set in Alice Springs - In the throws of passion Madge cries out 'part my meat curtains Gavin'

by CJRed October 14, 2004

meat curtains

Meat curtains- vaginal lips, vulva.

With great intent, i parted her meat curtains with my cock. Three days later of constand pounding, her meat curtains hung down to her knees. I was proud , and so was my bishop. It was a monu,ental moment in my life, and hers.

by confusious me. June 3, 2016

meat curtains

a female who has large pussy lips

Richard went down on Deb only to discover she had some major meat curtains. But he went in face first anyways.

by Frosty2073 April 8, 2006

Meat Curtains

Meat curtains are simply curtains made from meat. You cook them by closing them in front of the window and then the sun heats them up. They are very yummy once they are cooked all the way through, yes very delicious.

Meat Curtains Warning: Very delicate, cooks slowly, and delicious

by Fishy_Soup March 30, 2022

Meat Curtains

The outer lips of a vagina that covers the hole.

Her meat curtains were in the way while I ate her out, I had to pull them apart to get the job done.

by CrazyTruthFrom98 January 23, 2016

meat curtains

hanging pussy lips

dam that shit looks like a failed experimenet must be meat curtains

by mrscruz November 4, 2003