Kenny McCormick

Kenny McCormick is a 9 year old boy on the emmy award winning series, South Park. He is poor and foul-mouthed, which is the main reason he wears his orange Parka. During the earlier seasons he died frequently and his remains were devoured or carried away by rats however in later seasons he is killed less and less until he is 'permanently' killed by the AIDS virus. He later embodies Cartman and eventually rejoins the series with no explanation in season 7. He does NOT die every episode nor does he ever die twice as we learn in one episode of SP that he is actually reborn by Mrs. McCormick over 50 times! Kenny is poor and is frequently belittled by his 'friend' Cartman. If an argument between Stan+Kyle vs Eric occurs, he is usually stuck on Cartmans side. although most of what he says is hard to decipher, it is understandable and usually involves sexually explicit words and terminology.

Misinformed wannabe fan of SP: Dude, did you see SP last night? I swear Kenny dies like every episode.
Actual fan: No, he doesn't, if you think he does you have not watched much South Park.

Kenny McCormick: *muffled* Maybe you can rub her pussy!
Stan, Kyle and Cartman: How do you know she has a cat?
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*Everyone Laughs*

by _red___xiii_ April 2, 2008

bert mccracken

the hottest man alive.. very good artist and very fuckin fine
poetic

whoa.. she was hott.. hott like bert!

by sumone... July 13, 2004

bert mccracken

bert has the most amazing vocal cords i have ever heard. and he is HOTTT(3 t's)

a guy that can smoke and scream that well is god to me

by you choose October 17, 2003

McCormick Reaper

A Sexual Position. It's when the male uses his Adam's Apple, Moving it up and down, to Massage The female's Clitoris.
It does the work of five men.

Frank gave Cindy a McCormick Reaper, and she loved it

by Nicholas Jame Williams June 9, 2008

bert mccracken

mmmm... yep, he's a man who promises sex to everyone at The Used shows... and im still waiting to claim mine... aaand i think he should make out with gerard and quinn a little more often and go on stage naked... ohhh yea

*look in my eyes, im jaded now, whatever that means, by sharing these things, i rip my heart out, its worth my time whatever that means... sooooo share with me, cuz i need it right now let me see your insides, or write me off, cuz id rather die now if you wont open up... give it to me, give me all, whatever you want... its never been me to want this much from you i can see... share with me cuz i need it right now let me see your inside, or write me off cuz i rather die now if you wont open up.. you wont open up* -Noise and Kisses

by Sarah Brown March 23, 2005

Bert McCracken

Bert is a person no words can describe. He is alot crazy and very loving, along with being a chain smoking dirty rocker that throws up on stage. He brings the words to the table with his talented poetics while fronting alternative/punk band The Used, and his amazing voice projects the words that he couldn't have let out any better way.

Bert McCracken is a crazy shit but lets no go back to highschool ever again.

by Dani in SLC January 15, 2008

bert mccracken

An awsome singer ... also a great lyric writer,funny and nice person

Bert McCracken is one of the greatest singers I've Heard of Ever!

by Kim F. September 1, 2003