Joe McCann

A godlike being, who can travel faster than the speed of light, and has jokes so funny they make your head hurt.

Yo have you seen that guy, he's a total joe Mccann

by TheFactsSpitter June 7, 2021

Ellie McCann

Ellie McCann, the wonderful spirit of California. She lights any room she walks into, isn’t afraid of anything and she is a sassy American.

“Hi Ellie McCann, you just made my day!”

by Jeff Chrystler March 3, 2024

Cameron McCann

Vietnamese warrior that has somehow been shipped to Grimsby.

"Yo stop acting like Cameron McCann it is going to get you killed!"

by Davmxrjz9 October 30, 2021

John McCann Roll

This is the act rolling into a strip club for style in order to get the attention of not only the stripper but the other patrons in the fine establishment.

Guy 1: “Yo, what that chubby kid doin”
Guy 2: “He doin the John McCann Roll into that titty bar”

by GrannyLicker69BangingTime June 8, 2022

brandyn mccann

Brandyn is a person who smokes and goes out with people who have a low life and usually gets called fat by people

Brandyn McCann ifs my friend

by Madmanwhoisginge April 27, 2016

McCann

The act of having sex with an Apple product until AppleCare is voided. A reverse McCann is to have sex with an Android product while your Apple products watch. Otherwise, could describe a great guy.

The group McCann destroyed thousands of pounds worth of Apple products.

by mcannibal February 8, 2024

Van McCann

van mccan is the lead singer of catfish and the bottlemen he is very fit. no one can compare to him.

his name means sexy as fuck.
i would happily let him rail me any day of the week 😏

“oi you know you are a van mccann”

by Wagwan b November 21, 2020