mayonnaise

A common substituent for sexual lubricant, most often used by the elderly.

Eloise get the Mayonnaise were all out of k-y.

by akaidiot13 August 24, 2011

Mayonnaise

The spiciest instrument out there

Matthew- can you pass me the mayonnaise?

Austin- But isn’t it too spicy?

by Knee grow October 21, 2019

Mayonnaise

A fuck load of Jizz

I Mayonnaised so much last night

by Shreck69 March 22, 2018

Mayonnaise

An instrument used only by the highest of life forms.

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

by ilikekillingchildren November 13, 2019

Mayonnaise

Sauce, god it tastes gud, especially on ham

Maaayyoooonnnaaaaaiiiiiissssee

by Anonymous October 07, 2003

mayonnaise

The most disgusting thing in the whole world and also something that you should only use on a sandwich to make it less dry and if you use it otherwise you should die in a hole in the back of a corner store with a broken vending machine and you should also live with your ex

Mayonnaise is nasty just like yo Mama

by READ THIS SUCKERS April 18, 2020

Mayonnaise

The marks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after taking a dump

When I went to take a poo, I saw that the person before me left some mayonnaise

by Pooeater123 July 02, 2019