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People born on this day are usally fat and not organised and is verry messy their ugly and tend to have blue eyes the person is a big fat nigger who no one likes their probably watching tick tock right now
Omg hes born on may 9 he must be a bitch
May 9 by Gimbert888888888 December 15, 2019
what day it's today?

may 9 so u should be carla's gf
May 9 by kxkxkdy May 8, 2019
On May 9 the hottest and pretties people are born. They are perfect and there's nothing they can't do. also they know how to cook delicious food. Is a wify/manly material. They can give the best advices in the world no matter you need them or don't. If you piss them off RUN for your life. They give the best cuddles too and of course they are best in bed.
1 person: how are you so good at everything? Are you born on May 9?

2 person: YESSS
May 9 by Hisokasusedcumsock November 22, 2021
On May 9 the prettiest and hottest people are born. They are perfect and there's nothing they can't do. They can cook of course are stubborn. If they are mean this is just they're love language. You give them food= you get theyre loyalty. Always the single friend but best in bed.
1 person: How are you so perfect? Are you on May 9?

2 person: oh actually I am born on May 9
May 9 by Hisokasusedcumsock November 22, 2021
Straight legends and coolest people were born on May 9th. Food loving and cuties day….
Just coolest !!!
Hey did u know sally gave birth on may 9th?

Oh her baby would be just coolest
May 9 by Cutiepuppy November 22, 2021
National text freaky things to your crush/gf/bf.
Me:lemme lick uu up nd down👅
Girl:huh,that’s ah lil weird
Me:it’s may 9
May 9 by Freakymamas May 8, 2022