11 may

May 11 it’s national ask your girl best friend to go on a date with you. If she accepts she have a crush on you and you guys should date. But if she refuses she owes you a kiss or you can just slap her ass, and she can’t do nothing about.

Tommy: hey wanna go on a date

Crush: sorry but no you’re my best friend

(Tommy kiss her)
Crush: why you did that
Tommy: it’s 11 may

by Senpai._.Tommy January 31, 2021

May 31st, 11:59 PM

the moment before disaster, the moment before everyone you know and love will become gay, it is inevitable, fear it at all costs

its May 31st, 11:59 PM, goodbye everyone
*becomes gay*

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

May 11

May 11 is national punch your enemy day

person #1:what’s May 11?
person#2:it’s a day to punch your enemy

by Phao.quotes May 10, 2022

May 11

National show your friend your boobs day

“Happy may 11! Here’s my boobs”

by Peperdoni May 11, 2024

May 11

National fingering day

Me:lemme do something rq
Girl: go ahead

Me: * go crzy
Girl: why’d u do that??
Me: It’s May 11

by Donny2Hotty May 11, 2024

May 11

National post chris day, post any screenshot you have of chris to embarrass him

“Omg it’s may 11? I have to participate in national post chris day!!

by rubiivertt May 10, 2024

May 11

This is the day where the nicest, cutest, funniest, and most adorable girl was born, if you ever meet a girl born on this day cherish her and love her with all your heart.She might’ve made some mistakes but when she says sorry she means it with all her heart and hopes whoever she’s apologizing to forgives her. The person she loves the most she will always stay with and be by there side no matter what happens. If you meet a girl as special as this one keep her close because she’ll be there with you forever, if you have the chance to meet her.Then always be with Her...bcz she will also be there with You.

Boy:That girl is so beautiful
Me: she was born on May 11

by Shelbymann January 18, 2022