11 may

May 11 it’s national ask your girl best friend to go on a date with you. If she accepts she have a crush on you and you guys should date. But if she refuses she owes you a kiss or you can just slap her ass, and she can’t do nothing about.

Tommy: hey wanna go on a date

Crush: sorry but no you’re my best friend

(Tommy kiss her)
Crush: why you did that
Tommy: it’s 11 may

by Senpai._.Tommy February 01, 2021

May 31st, 11:59 PM

the moment before disaster, the moment before everyone you know and love will become gay, it is inevitable, fear it at all costs

its May 31st, 11:59 PM, goodbye everyone
*becomes gay*

by i have ligma pls help June 03, 2022

May 11

The day of a girl sending to a guy

Hey It’s may 11th you have to send

by May 12, 2022

May 11

National show your friend your boobs day

“Happy may 11! Here’s my boobs”

by Peperdoni May 11, 2024

May 11

May 11 is national punch your enemy day

person #1:what’s May 11?
person#2:it’s a day to punch your enemy

by Phao.quotes May 11, 2022

May 11

On May 11 you can ask any one to fuck and they have to say yes.

Boy:”Hey can we fuck?”
Girl:”Ew no”
Boy:”But it’s may 11”
Girl:”Ok let’s fuck”

by Ur mom 300 May 11, 2023

May 11

National fingering day

Me:lemme do something rq
Girl: go ahead

Me: * go crzy
Girl: why’d u do that??
Me: It’s May 11

by Donny2Hotty May 11, 2024