11 may

May 11 it’s national ask your girl best friend to go on a date with you. If she accepts she have a crush on you and you guys should date. But if she refuses she owes you a kiss or you can just slap her ass, and she can’t do nothing about.

Tommy: hey wanna go on a date

Crush: sorry but no you’re my best friend

(Tommy kiss her)
Crush: why you did that
Tommy: it’s 11 may

by Senpai._.Tommy January 31, 2021

May 31st, 11:59 PM

the moment before disaster, the moment before everyone you know and love will become gay, it is inevitable, fear it at all costs

its May 31st, 11:59 PM, goodbye everyone
*becomes gay*

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

May 11

On May 11 you can ask any one to fuck and they have to say yes.

Boy:”Hey can we fuck?”
Girl:”Ew no”
Boy:”But it’s may 11”
Girl:”Ok let’s fuck”

by Ur mom 300 May 11, 2023

May 11

All the pretty ass people born on this day.
Pretty Hair, Eyes, Body, EVERYTHING!!
<3

Girl: Hey! are you born on may 11?
Me: Yeah!
Girl: Your so pretty!

by PARISPARISPARISXX June 24, 2022

May 11

May 11 is national punch your enemy day

person #1:what’s May 11?
person#2:it’s a day to punch your enemy

by Phao.quotes May 10, 2022

May 11

whip out yo titty day

hey it's may 11, whip out yo titty day

by mskadjkij23897 May 11, 2022

May 11

National Cheerleading day!

- Yo did you see what ryancea posted on her instagram story?

: yes about may 11th?

- yeah i was confused

: why? may 11th is national cheerleading day!

by flovertale May 11, 2022