Listen I might be crazy right now but that's because I'm on that matty b. high af buggin outon that Candice high afon that next level shit.
by Almonteisthebae December 30, 2014
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Girl 1 "omg did u see Awkward last night! Matty Mckibben and Jenna Hamilton fucked...again!"
Girl 2"yeah and matty yelped when he jizzed ...again!"
Girl 2"yeah and matty yelped when he jizzed ...again!"
by jvcheerbitch January 10, 2012
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A Matton is a sweet and caring person, usually used as a last name. They are loyal, kind, and very good in bed. They are funnya as well and always will cheer you up.
Mattons are good to have around when you need a friend.
Mattons are good to have around when you need a friend.
by CynthiaBlack February 13, 2012
Get the Matton mug.a very angered and cheap young man. will buy you a small mcflurry if he owes you $5. he likes black girls and has very bad social skills especially on the phone.
kyle: "heyy.. ummm what are you doing?"
jerrod: "just sitting at my house"
kyle:"well.... can.. i come... over?
jerrod: kyle stop being a fucking mattjoo and learn how to talk to people."
"hey you can just buy me a mcflurry instead of paying the $5 you owe me." ok ummm can i have.. a small mcflurry? "wow way to be a fucking mattjoo and buy me a $2 mcflurry."
jerrod: "just sitting at my house"
kyle:"well.... can.. i come... over?
jerrod: kyle stop being a fucking mattjoo and learn how to talk to people."
"hey you can just buy me a mcflurry instead of paying the $5 you owe me." ok ummm can i have.. a small mcflurry? "wow way to be a fucking mattjoo and buy me a $2 mcflurry."
by dr. chongs assistant December 7, 2009
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by Yo mama is a rapist April 22, 2017
Get the Matteo mug.Yo that dude Matteo is SO FUCKING COOL
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