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Masturbattery

A battery used for masturbatory purposes.
Johann Wilhelm Ritter used the voltaic pile with a cloth soaked in warm milk to electrocute his penis until he ejaculated. After a while he experienced serious side effects, but rather than discontinue his "experiments," which by this point seemed to have no higher academic pursuit beyond trying to turn himself into a Spider-Man villain, Ritter would self-medicate with opium to keep the discomfort at bay, leaving him free to play with his masturbattery until the end of time.
by Rawgasm August 9, 2012
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Masterblaster

Noun: A high-pressure sales or customer service environment in which an employee is electronically chained to a desk, phone & PC for 8-10 hour shifts (usually within the confines of a cubicle).
He turned to alcoholism after ten years strapped in the masterblaster.
by Reerobbb March 8, 2018
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masturbater

He is a masturbater
by childporn April 22, 2025
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retired masturbater

a person who quit masturbating/ a person who plays fornite
Hey! What do you do for a living?
Nothing, I'm a retired masturbater.
by gigigig11 August 21, 2018
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