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Maysen

A beautiful girl who is loyal to her friends a and always puts them before herself. She is honest,loyal,funny, and the best darn girlfriend you will ever have. You need to have Maysen as a friend. You should not get on her bad side or she will kick some serious ass. Have Maysen by your side and you will for sure have an awesome life.
OMG WHO IS THAT?!?!?
SHES THE PRETTIEST GIRL YOU WILL EVER MEET,MAYSEN.
by Half pint January 18, 2017
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Mid Fight Masses

Mid Fight Masses is a friday night funkin mod, the 2 main antagonists are sarvente and ruv/ruvzyvat. Sarvente starts out by calling (assumingly) ruv, apparently ruv is “salty” wich makes sarvente go “exuse me!! don’t be salty!.. that was very unholy of you”. Boyfriend and Girlfriend arrive at the church just to use the bathroom, but sarvente demonstrates on why they should join the church.
Person 1: “have you heard of Mid Fight Masses”
Person 2: “No? what is that
Person 1: “it’s a Friday Night Funkin mod.”
by RuvsCoffin April 4, 2021
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Jake Messenger

Some cunt that no one likes or loves, especially his dad
Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."
by Julzy168 April 4, 2018
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Maisenbach

Verb. To grow facial hair and hook up with a girl then shave so she doesnt recognize you.
Joey: Sweet fu-manchu man.
Ben: Yeah man I plan to Maisenbach some girl tonight.
by brOTC December 3, 2011
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bike messenger

Usually an inner, large city courier that delivers mail (packages) by bicycle. Can be known as "messenger." Messengers can be found riding fixed gear bicycles (fixie) or any variety of bicycle suit for timely travel. They can be seen with a large "messenger bag" style backpack, radio/cell phone, and bike lock.

Messenger culture includes fashions that are functionable before fashionable, meaning that the styles of clothing messengers tend to wear are suited for purpose and not pleasure. Messengers are exposed to inclement weather including heat, rain, snow, cold, and ice. Pants, if worn as opposed to shorts, may either have the right pant leg or both pant legs rolled up, or cut shorter so as to not get caught in the crankset.

Fixies are usually customized or built from scrap for personalization. It is common to see brightly colored bicycles for visibility purposes. Handlebars may be cut short to produce a narrower, or more streamline messenger so as to allow the rider to pass between vehicles in slower-moving or standing traffic. Brakes may not be present on some fixies, but some city or state laws require it, so messengers may only affix one to the front tire.

Messengers may also be seen taking part in spur-of-the-moment or organized "alley cat" races which simulate the duties of the average day of work. Winners are awarded spoke cards which are placed in the spokes of the rear wheel.
"I hired a bike messenger to deliver a gift so it won't be late to your party."
by gremotherapy February 20, 2010
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Macsen

You see Macsen over there he is soo hot
by Lord_harbek January 25, 2018
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shoot the messenger

To get angry at a person who delivers bad news.
Usually, the person delivering the news has no idea about what is going on.
An example of "shoot the messenger"
Bob: Sorry, but I think you wet your pants.
Jim: No I didn't you freaking **** (proceeds to get angry at Bob).
by Chesswave September 10, 2007
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