Manorexic

The slightly neurotic yet completely straight dude that refuses to eat certain desserts or asks about the carb count on his white bread, not because he is trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle, but because all that excess hydrogenation and those starchy grains are going straight to his thighs.

"Hmm...do you suppose this pita pocket is Best-Life approved?"

"I dunno, kid."

"Whatever, it's going straight to my thighs. I'm getting apples wedges. *slurps Diet Coke*

*Snorts* "Manorexic..."

by Jill A. February 9, 2008

manorexic

Suffering from or afflicted with the dire need to lift weights and build the perfect physique. Usually accompanied by an addiction to dietary supplements such as Serious Mass Weight Gainer and Animal Pak Vitamins.

Sally - Jaime, did you see that totally HOT guy at Bally's yesterday? He was, like, totally MANOREXIC! I totally wanted to throw up.

Jaime - Holla girl! Lets go to Taco Bell first!

by TabulaRasae July 17, 2004

Manorexia

When a man is muscular but sees himself as being too skinny. This is often seen with men who workout.

John suffers from manorexia. He looks like a bodybuilder but he thinks he looks like a twig.

by J Lewis September 22, 2007

manorexia

the condition of someone unable to get a man

Sophie complained about her manorexia as all the guys mocked her.

by annah2662 May 18, 2010

manorexic

any man who takes dietary products to lose weight

Man , Dave sure does look manorexic. He looks like Starvin Marvin from ethiopia on South park.

by larry p April 6, 2008

Manorexic

To deliberately starve oneself of men, avoiding them at all costs as a form of self-denial.

- Jenny used to be such a ho but lately she refuses to even look at a dude.

- yeah, she's depriving herself on purpose, even though she loves them. it's about control.

- what a manorexic

by j'quanda January 8, 2009

manorexia

Complete aversion to men/sex/dating.

"Girl, ever since I found out about my bf's wife and that bartender gave me the clap I've come down with manorexia."

by Tina Ballerina May 25, 2007