mascular

Like masculine, only more so.

Travis:Have you seen Matt's new girlfriend? She's pretty masculine.
Dave: Shit dude, she's MascuLAR!

by gimpsuitjones April 30, 2006

muscular poodle

A particularly muscular, generally large nose that has the semblance of a poodle or is positioned on the face of a person who resembles a poodle.

Sally: I wonder if that boy's muscular poodle gets in the way when he snogs girls.

Henrietta: I wonder if that boy snogs girls at all, on account of him having a muscular poodle in the first place.

by BestSkeptic July 21, 2008

masculificent

The masculinity of the awesomeness of magnificent... ness. Raised to the 20th power.

Man, did you see T-Mac shoot that fade away 3? THAT WAS MASCULIFICENT!

by JayLou09 February 19, 2009

Muscularly Retarded

When a person who lifts weights goes way overboard. Can be used to describe just one part of the body.

Dude 1: That dude is in good shape but his calves are muscularly retarded. They look so huge compared to the rest of his build.

Dude 2: You are so gay.

by jkherbz August 17, 2010

masscular

Being a massive human being while still maintaining an extremely toned and muscular physique.

Ty: So our fit test at Anytime Fitness is Wednesday at 7:00, right?

Trish: Yes....let's cancel! That personal trainer is way too masscular....I'm dreading our workout!

Ty: Word!

by TrishCM April 20, 2011

e-masculating

1. The act of treating everyone you interact with on the internet is a male.
2. Assuming that everyone on the internet is male.

E-masculating has kept me from accidentally agreeing to hook up with strangers from the internet as they are probably all guys.

by Telemonian May 30, 2018

Muscular Soldier

When a man stands while saluting in cold weather whilst his penis is frozen, a girl sits on her hand and when it is numb she then proceeds to jack him off. When the semen comes out, the girl puts it in a plastic bag and throws it into a freezer and makes him eat it.

My taste buds are tasting funny, I think its because I did a muscular soldier with my girl last night.

by El Hacedor De Lluvia September 8, 2016