Masala blog

A blog that excessively indulges in yellow journalism and celebrity worshipping.
It's the blog version of a tabloid, usually lacks original content but tries to pretend like it's very essential for the internet community.

masala blogs are maintained to keep people's low self-esteems hidden

by maapi October 5, 2006

Humaid Masala

A person who owns crap sri lankan restaurents on southal travels today

Nibble: Have u heard that new shop down the road
PC Parma: Lemme guess its owned by a Humaid Masala?
CHACHI: UR GODDAMN RIGHT

by DOOD DUDE November 26, 2018

Indian masala boy

A typical Indian boy that drives a vw polo, with gold teeth, tattoos that are faded, 1 inch hair cut, pants falling down and off all unemployed.

Look at that Indian masala boy.

by Jabu February 3, 2021

tiki masala

i'ts one of the most deadly black magic from the tika masala tribe from Uganda and It can only be used by a man with an 18 inch elefant cock with minimal balls

i use tiki masala

by cumsted October 15, 2020

Masala nigga

An individual descending from the Indian subcontinent who display nigga behaviour.

The masala nigga popped a perc and let them thangs go.

by LotDebussy May 20, 2025

Chana masala

A substitute word for defecating

May I use you restroom? I have to take a chana masala.

by mrsavage22 January 11, 2023

The Polish Tikka Masala

To puke in a toilet while defecating in your hand, then taking the shit and slamdunking it in the puked in toilet

Alec was drunk one night to the point of needing to puke whilst also having to take a dump. In angst he rushed to the bathroom while only having one of the two options, shit in toilet puke in hands, or shit in hand and puke in toilet then to slam dunk the shit over puked in toilet, not allowing for meere defeat over ones bowel movement, but to grab the fecal infested shit in his hand like a bolt of lighting and smite it all over the puked in toilet and thus creating The Polish Tikka Masala

by Ekki Palli May 8, 2025