masala

How dumb ass idiots refer to the messiah. Usually used to praise others

Hey i brought you a blanket.

Thank you, Masala.

by b1gd1ckdaddyyy February 28, 2022

Masala

An act of stealing also called robbery

Your pen has been Masalaid

by Nicki hot shit June 10, 2022

Chicken Tika Masala

When your bestie doesn’t have chips so doesn’t want her CHICKEN TIKA MASALA so your “Ted” throws it on the grass.

“Wow, that chicken Tika Masala was thrown pretty hard.”

by BESTIEEEEEE!!!! August 12, 2021

Indian masala boy

A typical Indian boy that drives a vw polo, with gold teeth, tattoos that are faded, 1 inch hair cut, pants falling down and off all unemployed.

Look at that Indian masala boy.

by Jabu February 03, 2021

Chana masala

A substitute word for defecating

May I use you restroom? I have to take a chana masala.

by mrsavage22 January 12, 2023

Humaid Masala

A person who owns crap sri lankan restaurents on southal travels today

Nibble: Have u heard that new shop down the road
PC Parma: Lemme guess its owned by a Humaid Masala?
CHACHI: UR GODDAMN RIGHT

by DOOD DUDE November 26, 2018

The Polish Tikka Masala

To puke in a toilet while defecating in your hand, then taking the shit and slamdunking it in the puked in toilet

Alec was drunk one night to the point of needing to puke whilst also having to take a dump. In angst he rushed to the bathroom while only having one of the two options, shit in toilet puke in hands, or shit in hand and puke in toilet then to slam dunk the shit over puked in toilet, not allowing for meere defeat over ones bowel movement, but to grab the fecal infested shit in his hand like a bolt of lighting and smite it all over the puked in toilet and thus creating The Polish Tikka Masala

by Ekki Palli May 08, 2025