Mary Jane

Mary Jane is the drug version of a prostitute — she costs a lot, she can satisfy you for a couple hours, and then she's gone and you're left wanting more.

Sometimes that bitch gets expensive, but I'll always love Mary Jane.

by FishFooood February 22, 2011

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Mary Jane

1-a girls name

2-another name for pot

c-krizzle: dude i got sum stuff in my pocket
loco T: you stole some mary jane!?
c-krizzle: hellz yea boi, we gettin high as LeBron James
loco T: sweeeeeet.

by bloods OG March 13, 2008

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Mary Jane

My Cat..that smokes catnip joints!

Roll Mary Jane some catnip!

by Waynes sexy girl August 15, 2009

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Mary Jane

A green plant that loves to share her love around. #weed #420 #toke #maryjane

Got Mary Jane on you mate, we'll smoke it later

by MuffinJay August 23, 2014

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Mary Jane

1. one of many slang terms for marijuana.

2. a hit song by Rick James.

3. a hard candy (honest!). It can be found in nostalgic catalogs such as that of the Vermont Country Store.

1. Mary Jane is a very popular girl. I was at a Pink Floyd concert and sure enough she was there! The smoke got all over our clothes and hair. I never saw so much grass smoking in my life.

2. I saw Rick James and his Stone City Band ("stone", get it?) on the Dick Clark show on TV. They performed "Mary Jane". I was VERY young at the time, not even a teenager yet and I could tell that this wasn't simply a love song, this was about toking.

3. When I paged thru a catalog my mom got in the mail I saw 2 pages featuring old fashioned candy. There was Mary Jane hard candy. I got the giggling fits over that.

4. Mary Jane is the girl for me. I'm good to her and she is good to me....

5. Mareee Jayyynnee...

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 5, 2009

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