(Verb.) The process of engaging in sexual intercourse, or sodomy, which results in paralysis, severe debilitating injury or death. Present participle: Martining. Past participle: Martined. Gerund: Martin.
"Hey Gavin! Your mother could barely walk yesterday—did she get martined again? "
"Hey John, Look at that lass in the wheelchair—she must've been martined!
"Hey John, Look at that lass in the wheelchair—she must've been martined!
by Margerie915 February 14, 2017
Get the Martinmug. 
A very tall dominaing, sexy male. Has likes to wear Jaffa cakes.
He may be the Cutest person you will ever meet. Martin is just so lovely, you will fall in love with him instantly. He's perfect in every way!! He's very dashing.
Martin is a beautiful person with a beautiful personality. if you have a Martin, never let him go!
He may be the Cutest person you will ever meet. Martin is just so lovely, you will fall in love with him instantly. He's perfect in every way!! He's very dashing.
Martin is a beautiful person with a beautiful personality. if you have a Martin, never let him go!
by Ilovemartin January 23, 2014
Get the Martinmug. by SavedArtist February 7, 2020
Get the Martinmug. by The_big_penis_guy January 23, 2021
Get the Martinmug. 
by H. Yellow August 29, 2013
Get the Martinizemug.