(Verb.) The process of engaging in sexual intercourse, or sodomy, which results in paralysis, severe debilitating injury or death. Present participle: Martining. Past participle: Martined. Gerund: Martin.
"Hey Gavin! Your mother could barely walk yesterday—did she get martined again? "
"Hey John, Look at that lass in the wheelchair—she must've been martined!
"Hey John, Look at that lass in the wheelchair—she must've been martined!
by Margerie915 February 14, 2017
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He may be the Cutest person you will ever meet. Martin is just so lovely, you will fall in love with him instantly. He's perfect in every way!! He's very dashing.
Martin is a beautiful person with a beautiful personality. if you have a Martin, never let him go!
He may be the Cutest person you will ever meet. Martin is just so lovely, you will fall in love with him instantly. He's perfect in every way!! He's very dashing.
Martin is a beautiful person with a beautiful personality. if you have a Martin, never let him go!
by Ilovemartin January 23, 2014
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When a guy is using both hands to hold on to a shed's rafters and his legs are resting on a females shoulders while receiving a roughly given supertrooper blowjob.
Kim can't sing the National Anthem at the game Friday because she got martined last night and cant even talk.
by db1212 February 24, 2015
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