matteus marlovits

Teus is one of the most sexiest, handsome, pompous and diligent people you‘ll ever meet.

He‘s instagram famous and is venerated/adored by a myriad of gals out there.

„gurl, where can i find myself a matteus marlovits“

„Comrade ion kno“

by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019

Mallomar season

1. What seems like a week out of the year in which stores actually sell Mallomars.
2. When Mallomars are ripe for pickin'

Jane: "Tanner do you want to come over and bang?"
Tanner: " No way it's MALLOMAR SEASON!!"

by ilovemallomars November 29, 2010

Malloree

Malloree is the type of girl you find attractive even when your eyes are closed. Her personality is that of no one you have ever met. So sweet, caring, thoughtful, and generous. She talks so much, but never too much for you to listen to. You always want to hear what she has to say because in the end, it isn't what she says it's how she says it. A voice so subtle, so pleasing to hear. She makes everyone smile. She's goofy and oh does she get on your nerves at times. At the end of the day you still find yourself head over heels in love with this girl. The struggle may have been real but she always seems to be in the back of your mind. She is someone you could never forget, someone that's hard to go days without, someone you want to keep and cherish for an eternity. Malloree is beautiful. You can't imagine what your life was like before she was in it. She's one of a kind. Hold on to a Malloree.

mallory love funny sweet malloree

by Jamcd March 5, 2014

MALLOWDOG

CAMP FIRE MARSHMALLOWS ON A HOT DOG BUN.

WHEN YOUR DUMB-ASS FRIEND OR BROTHER DROPS ALL THE HOT DOGS IN THE FIRE AND ALL YOU HAVE LEFT ARE BUNS AND MARSHMALLOWS. THUS LEAVES YOU WITH A MALLOWDOG.

by TEDSKI69 February 28, 2013

mallowing

the act of wallowing in self pity through the consumption of marshmallows.

Sarah came home to an empty apartment and found herself mallowing in bed alone.

by demarze June 1, 2016

Marlon

Marlon is careless at times, but when he actually finds what interests him then thats when he puts his all into it. He will go after for what he wants and will hold onto it forever. Marlon never breaks a promise, he is very loyal and faithful. Always find yourself a Marlon and keep him forever.

You see that kid over there.. Marlon ?

He's fucking awesome

by jess422 March 27, 2015

malloc

malloc() n.

1. Function used for dynamic memory allocation in C
2. Function that should get the shit beaten out of it in C++
3. SUPREME LORD OF ALL EVIL
4. Borland's mom.

"Don't make me come up there and hafta malloc yo' ass"

by Dave E. August 17, 2004