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stupor market 

A phrase that refers to a liquor store, or an area of town known as a good place to score drugs.
Man, I just finished my bottle of Wild Turkey. Better get down to the Stupor Market before it closes.
stupor market by Bryan Gilbreath October 30, 2008

Sexual Market Value 

Ones Sexual Market Value can only be found by using this simple easy to use equation.

((Attractiveness) + ((4x)Socal status) + (Style)) - ((Nose Length) + (Weight) + (C) + (-Height))= Sexual Market Value

When (C) equals car type
Truck = 30
Car = 20
Suv = 10
Hybrid = 300
Motorcycle = 0
Vespa = 600
Van = 25
Classic Car = 5
Dune Buggy = -42
"I bought these new shoes"
"Those shoes are Sweet Dude"
"yea... I thought it would increase my Sexual Market Value, But then I realized that my SMV would be much higher if i stopped hanging around idiots who say "Sweet Dude""

Spoiled Meat Market

When you walk into a bar filled with men that look like older angry divorcees.
When you walk into a corner bar you are not familar with look around and say.

Oh my gosh Becky, this place is nothing but a spoiled meat market. No man in here is younger than 42 and they look bitter.

Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market. 

Used in order to emphasise the amount in which one sweats.
It's too hot today! I'm Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

Senegalese market man

The politically correct term for a looky looky man. An african man who sells moody sunglasses and watches in holiday resorts.
You are on the beach in a foreign country and need some sunglasses, so look out for the senegalese market man who is walking up and down the beach saying "looky looky armani shades 5 euro"

stock market 

the greatest thing on earth. you own shares of companies and buy -low sell-high to make a profit.
stock market by K.H.-What December 1, 2004