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Go see a Seattle Mariners game for a disappointment
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Mariner High School

A high school in Paine Field-Lake Stickney, Washington, U.S.A. that’s full of thots, wannabe gangbangers, and drugs.
Someone: “Hey dude, do you go to Mariner High School?”

Kamiak High School student: “No, I’m not a fucking loser.”
by anonymous July 2, 2022
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MARINERS

The word you scream as you dump 15 to 16 gallons of cum on/in a girl
girl: *girl sucking your cock, your about to nut*

you: OH GOD, KEEP GOING

girl: *girl continues giving dome*

you: SHIT GO GIRL

girl: *girl giving brain like a fucking librarian*

*as you unload on her tonsils*:

you: OH... FUCK... MARINERS!
by kljgfdkjg December 20, 2010
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Mariner High School

A high school in Cape Coral Florida where the freshmen get worse by the school year. Wanna find carts, disposables, weed, drugs, and STDs? Hit up MHS’s class of 2025. Mariner High is full of greasy & stank future gas station employees that can barely get a 2.0 GPA. The counselors don’t give a shit about your problems and they stick you in classes you wouldn’t want if your life depended on it. Apparently they’re also so fucking broke that they had to cut our language classes in order to fund the shitty football team who do nothing but assault girls (and guys with their closeted, insecure selves). Our pep rallies and Triton Vibe (news) were the only thing going for us but the pep rallies were taken away and the news was replaced by videos of incompetent emo kids who can’t seem to read a sentence out loud. The school hasn’t been good since c/o 2023 rolled in.
Guy 1: hey do you know where to find lying ass bitches and shitty friends?

Guy 2: Yeah, just go down to Mariner High School! They have drugs and illiterate fuckboys, too!
by junicenorman September 4, 2021
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ancient mariner

So you’re doing this chick from behind. She doesn’t know it, but you’re holding a handful of clam chowder. Just as you’re about to come, you pull out. But instead of coming on her back, you fool her by throwing the handful of clam chowder on her back instead. Then when she turns around, you jizz on her face.
Jill was shocked when her birthday surprise from Tim turned out to be an Ancient Mariner.
by Zabs September 18, 2008
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Ancient Mariner

An uncommon sex act described as follows. "An Ancient Mariner begins when you're having doggie style sex which culminates in an ejaculatory climax onto your partner's back. When she (or he) turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, you throw a bowl of clam chowder in their face." Also known as "The Reverse Houdini"
I could not give Jill an Ancient Mariner because she's allergic to Clam Chowder.
by John Glenn September 16, 2008
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Mariners

(subculture)
Fashion: love anything and everything remotely nautical. anchors, boats, fish etc. wear nautical fashion. love things that are from another era, or look aged. also wear casual "normal" clothes from time to time, but always with their own, quirk or twist on it.

Personality: enjoy deep conversations and thoughts. The only reason their emotions are sometimes unpredictable is because they sometimes take things too much to heart, take stuff personally. usually smart & enjoy sarcasm. just like to have fun & love laughing. really appraciate friends, and REAL people. usually very down to earth, give great advice, can always see the reality of situations.

music: mariners like a variety of music, pop, pop rock( fall out boy, panic at the disco) , techno (daft punk), indie rock (we are scientists, the kooks, spoon, florence and the machine), alternative(paramore, my chemical romance), metal/rock(three days grace, breaking benjamin) screamo(sleeping with sirens, of mice and men), 80s (violent femmes, 50s( paul anka). oh, & christofer drew :) basically anything that they just personally LIKE, no boundaries, just should be open minded about music, weather its mainstream or not. (or becoming mainstream or "selling out" as the hipsters say) usually dont like rap or country. like some of the music played in forever 21.
my older brother and his girlfriend, some of their friends.... me.

christofer drew is a bit of a nautical kid. except my brother doesnt like him, but i love him! <3

christofer drew's style is just like a mariners sometimes.
by Sallybby December 1, 2011
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