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mariacarla

Whether she is comparing you to a mongoose or screaming about flying rats, Mariacarla is always ready for a laugh. No one is kinder of funnier or more outgoing than a Mariacarla. She’s kind of a privacy freak yet at the same time she loves to share about herself with you. She cares deeply about those that she loves and is super loyal. Mariacarla’s are usually exotic, specifically European. Anyone would be lucky to have a Mariacarla in their life.
Where is Mariacarla? Oh she’s probably the one in the corner playing soccer like a boss.
by Flying ratzzz November 12, 2020
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Man Chowder Marinara

Ejaculating inside a woman during a heavy flow.
Dave: Happy Anniversary, care for some Man Chowder Marinara?
Dave’s wife: No, you’re fucking gross. Also, that’s not a phrase people use.
**Dave goes on UrbanDictionary.com**
Dave (to self): we’ll see about that bitch.
**Dave jerks off in guest bathroom**
by Darve May 12, 2021
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Marinara Sanchez

A twist on the conventional "Dirty Sanchez", where a man fucks his woman in any position while she is on the rag and then pulls out and wipes his bloody cock across her upper lip, making a nice red mustache.
I was really horny tonight but my old lady was on the rag and didn't want any. So, just to teach her a good lesson, after I had my way with her, I held her down and gave her a nice Marinara Sanchez.
by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell September 8, 2006
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MariKarma

The return to you of what you do, or how you treat bud. The golden rule of smoking.
I blazed something nice with John. Marikarma was brought my way when Jane blazed something nice with me
by Stew Dizzle July 14, 2006
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Basically its period sex. Cos the dick is the breadstick and the marinara sauce is the blood and also cos some vaginas have a fishy scent hence the marinara
Ye I had some Bread Stick and Marinara Sauce last night and I ain’t talking about food here ;)
by DaTigz December 3, 2022
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Marinara Ass

Awful diherria that is a shade of color that represents marinara sauce
My bitch had marinara ass after she ate alot of red colored food at the party.
by Slobonmyknob87 January 17, 2016
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marinara mustache

After going down on a girl and coming up with blood on your mustache
I knew she had her period, so I went for it and got some bread sticks and a marinara mustache
by Jabbitt October 12, 2017
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