H. Mantooth

H. Mantooth is everything mankind wishes it was...or wasn't. H. Mantooth is a Doctor, a mass murderer of Spartan-class Marines, an intellect with an intelligence equivalent to 1000 Einsteins (yes, THE Albert Einstein), and was seen dating your mother in the last issue of People Magazine. However, H. Mantooth is also a rapist of his 2 sons. This, however, is a different story. He is part of the same family that Reggie Mt. resides from. He is also one of the leading researchers on OPERATION: Paste Project.

"Curse you, H. Mantooth!!"
"H. Mantooth will bring mankind into the 21st century, that is only if you sit back and watch it happen."
"H. Mantooth signed my hand! Now I'm spiffy."
"Mantooth could take on Al Queida by himself - providing he submits George W. Bush to their audiences and strikes in the background"

by H. Mantooth September 5, 2004

mantoo

Superficial wound obtained by manual labor (large bruises, cuts, scrapes) that leave a permanent or semi permanent marking.

He shrugged off their concern, "It's just my mantoo, I like to call it 'my war wound'. I fought with the car and the car won."

by Yrael May 11, 2016

Mangoolurgy

The study of cock smelting techniques, and the cock smelting process.

Henry Schuetz enrolled in mangoolurgy, he couldn't wait to graduate and become a professional cock smelter.

by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016

manjoola

a female immigrant who entered the country illegally, was thrown out and then snuck back in

WAH!? I thought they threw you out of the country.. you're such a manjoola

by bantam316 September 2, 2020

Mantoots

Male flatulence

It smells like mantoots in here!

by Dave's Not Here, Man December 31, 2020

Mancool

The thing that a man does that can be described as socially graceful. "Let me at least pick up the tip" is a Mancool action.

"My son Leon picked up the tip; he's become such a mancool young man!"

by FrankSymptoms February 10, 2021

manoola al asoola

manoola al asoola has The absolute MOST AMAZING BIG MOMMY MILKER's Instagram and reallife oomf. This hottie is always at the gym and when they're not they have a constant flow of IMPECCABLE *CHEF'S memes. I'm talking top notch Facebook, Tiktoks, and self-created work.

"AKDHKDFKDH DID YOU SEE MANOOLA AL ASOOLA'S POST??!?!!"

"BITCH OFC, I'M CURRENTLY MARRIED TO THEM. WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING??"

by goddesswithbigmommymilkersXOXO September 1, 2021