Glitter Pit Manoeuvre

When a woman force-locks a victims face in her sweaty, grown out glitter armpit.

Casey: Sweetie, did you do the dishes?
Ryan: No, but after this game i will.
Casey: You said that 4 hours ago..
Ryan: Just a minute.. Just shh..

Casey: You didn't just tell me to shush.
* Casey does the Glitter Pit Manoeuvre *
Ryan: OMG I can't breathe please stop..

by Amish Stalker February 1, 2020

The Cheeseballs manoeuvre

When you dip your balls in melted cheese and get it licked off by anything between a woman and a cat

I pulled the cheeseballs manoeuvre on Stacy last night

by Manbananna September 26, 2020

Soap Manoeuvre

When you drop the soap in prison, but you lie down and pick it up instead of bending over, so nobody puts their sausage up your cookie, because I heard that happens.

Jen: I had to do the Soap Manoeuvre, because Dirty Jim was by me, with a creepy smile.
Beth: Why did you not tell me before?
Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*

by LegitimateUD January 8, 2020

Shapiro Manoeuvre

AKA "failed unintentional kamikaze": when someone aims at a target to fire but then loses control of the airplane and crashes into the sea while the target remains intact. A very specific unintentional suicide

That guy did a Shapiro Manoeuvre

by justanothercommonname August 12, 2020

Moses Manoeuvre

A sexual act where a partner inserts their index and middle fingers of both hands inside the vagina and open it in the same way Moses split the Red Sea. For full effect, this is performed while the woman is on her period.

OH MY GOD! He totally pulled a Moses Manoeuvre on me last night!

by piss stains November 21, 2020

Hoover manoeuvre

when they do a summersault off the bed post and end up with your cock (or equivalent) 9 inches inside of their mouth which then creates a large vacuum in their throat blocking all breath and causing them to choke even harder.

Did you see that Lucas VH, they pulled off a Hoover manoeuvre last night? Absolute legend!

by ITWASWORTHEVERYSTEPLMFAOOOOOOO February 18, 2022

Microsoft Manoeuvre

Plug it out and plug it back in again

"It's not working"
Have you tried the Microsoft Manoeuvre?

by Manadar June 7, 2022