manorexia

A dude that is way skinnier than he's supposed to be. Usually, these are the same people rocking out to emo music and wearing extremely tight clothing.

That guy is suffering from a serious case of manorexia.

by Nose Dogg November 7, 2006

Manorexic

The slightly neurotic yet completely straight dude that refuses to eat certain desserts or asks about the carb count on his white bread, not because he is trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle, but because all that excess hydrogenation and those starchy grains are going straight to his thighs.

"Hmm...do you suppose this pita pocket is Best-Life approved?"

"I dunno, kid."

"Whatever, it's going straight to my thighs. I'm getting apples wedges. *slurps Diet Coke*

*Snorts* "Manorexic..."

by Jill A. February 9, 2008

manorexic

Suffering from or afflicted with the dire need to lift weights and build the perfect physique. Usually accompanied by an addiction to dietary supplements such as Serious Mass Weight Gainer and Animal Pak Vitamins.

Sally - Jaime, did you see that totally HOT guy at Bally's yesterday? He was, like, totally MANOREXIC! I totally wanted to throw up.

Jaime - Holla girl! Lets go to Taco Bell first!

by TabulaRasae July 17, 2004

Manorexia

When a man is muscular but sees himself as being too skinny. This is often seen with men who workout.

John suffers from manorexia. He looks like a bodybuilder but he thinks he looks like a twig.

by J Lewis September 22, 2007

MANPRECIATE

What you need to do when your man does an ordinary task but needs WAY too much praise. Or a trophy.

Him: didn't you notice I swept the floor?
Her: oh, thanks.
Him: I mean, it was so gross and I wanted to help you out. I thought you'd be happy...
Her: thank you so much honey! I really MANPRECIATE all you do to help around the house! You're amazing! Gold star!

by Kristigrace August 15, 2017

Manerexic

A man who never eats food but is always hungry for pussy.

My boyfriend, Bob, eats food only once a day...but tries to eat my pussy every hour....he must be a manerexic.

by Minijew July 20, 2011

manorexia

the condition of someone unable to get a man

Sophie complained about her manorexia as all the guys mocked her.

by annah2662 May 18, 2010