Short Man Syndrome 

Stereotypical analysis of men of shorter stature. Based on the fact that some shorter men act more aggressive to compensate for lack of height. Yet failing to realize not every short guy is like that. Some men are just aggressive whereas others need to be more assertive. (Peep this: No two people are exactly alike)

Ex.1
Guy:That one short guy in the group tried fighting the bouncer. No reason at all. He's got short man syndrome.

Guy2: Yeah I saw that, but that other short guy was just chill in', talking and dancing with women. He's got more confidence, doesn't seem to care about his height.

Short Man Syndrome by shortymack April 12, 2014

Old Man Syndrome 

1. The feeling of being an old man when you really aren't. To feel very very old compared to your actual age.

2. To have bodily pains which aren't that bad but make you feel old.
3. To feel old compared to the people in your life.

4. Staying inside and not going out, while regaling of your youthful days.

5. To look like an old man and/or feel like an old man.

1. After finding out he was seven years older than everyone else at his work, John had a severe case of old man syndrome.
2. After a summer of being a hermit, Jane had a serious case of old man syndrome.

Old Man Syndrome by yumyumgopop September 25, 2010

short man syndrome 

The obnoxious, chauvinistic, arrogant attitude often taken on my short men--seems to be an attempt to make p for their short stature.

Bill's got short man syndrome--did you see how he just talked to that employee?

short man syndrome by someone July 18, 2004

Tall Man Syndrome 

When some tall guys act like they have a right to speak to people like they're pieces of shit on the bottom of their shoes because they have a height advantage over them. They think that just because they're big it means they can't get knocked over.

"Billy is just a prick, he thinks he can treat everybody like dirt because he's 250 and 6 foot 4. Worst case of Tall Man Syndrome going."

Tall Man Syndrome by Schmo October 18, 2018

tin man syndrome 

When someone fails to show any heart, as in the spirit of athletic competition. Just like the tin man from with wizard of oz had no heart. pussy coward pussy ass bitch clutch choke

Lebron James played with no heart in the 2011 NBA FINALS, he had "tin man syndrome" an inability to care enough to sacrifice for the win.

tin man syndrome by Manndrew December 16, 2011

Fat Man Syndrome 

Whenever a person eats an excessive amount of food, even if they are thin. This phenomenon is unexplainable by doctors, but still happens.

Man 1: "I heard that John was diagnosed with Fat Man Syndrome."
Man 2: "I would have never guessed... he's so thin!"
Man 1: "But he eats a hell of a lot!"

Fat Man Syndrome by K-cin January 15, 2009

Mean Man Syndrome

When a man must act mean at all times to feel good about himself. He probably has an uncircumcised penis and is self conscious in crowds.

Do you know that guy Peter? You know, the guy with mean man syndrome who always says mean things and is kind of ugly and tall?

Mean Man Syndrome by Drwifey2005 October 9, 2015