when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.
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John melted out of his retirement party after meeting a hot girl the night before and then spending the next 48 hours with her.
John melted out of his retirement party after meeting a hot girl the night before and then spending the next 48 hours with her.
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