maltezianist

A member of the famous religion "Maltezism", in which malt is worshipped.

Person 1: Why is this guy putting nutella in his ass?
Person 2: Dont mind him, he is a maltezianist and that is part of a ritual

by ilikeboobs69butitsalreadytaken February 22, 2022

Maleted

To Delete or Mute another person.

To Remove/Block/Mute/Delete/Wipe someone from your friends list, block in chat, etc. When you don't want to hear them, and permenantly remove them from any list you have them associated on.

Shut up or I'm going to Malete you! or You're annoying and you are now formally Maleted

by Goldy Southpaw January 19, 2011

maledom

A relationship opposite to femdom in which the male is the dominant partner sexually or otherwise. The male is also the top in bdsm play or whereas the female takes the submissive role and is the bottom. The relationship is not always hetrosexual.

The dominant male may also be known as a master, domino straight cougar or dominator.

Maledom relationship are quite common. A good example would be the one between audry and her sadist boyfriend in the musical "little shop of horrors".

by beags January 14, 2008

melted toffee sundae

The sabotaged version of the perfect dessert of a 5ft3 female with brown hair and brown eyes.

Man...that bastard gave me a melted toffee sundae!

by PartyBoyChris May 27, 2009

Mafted

One is too hot.

I'm absolutely mafted.

by Sarzy September 17, 2003

Maltese

A person from the Medterranean country Malta

Hey your from Malta

by dillon October 16, 2003

maltese gossipers

Those old and middle-aged faggot women who do what they can to find out about their neighbours so that they can tell the whole world about it.

Old women peeking from behind a window to see what the neighbours are up to. 40-year-old women who act like the're 20 and gossip about their friends behind their back.

by christian 93 July 12, 2005