National simp for Maleah day 

May 12 is national simp for Maleah day. Any girl named Maleah gets simped on for the whole day. All the boys either give her gifts or attempt to kiss her because her day is so special

Jacob: yo dude what day is it?
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?

Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick

National simp for Maleah day by KSPJOF1117 November 28, 2020

Malema 

A disease unique to South Africa. Strangely restricted to members of out-dated political parties of said country.

“Did you read in the paper that some political party is crazy enough to want to close down Twitter because they said something about their boss?”
“Yeah I know, I had to laugh. I think they must have Malema or something.”

Malema by hopwon November 6, 2010

Maleah 

Maleah is the girl of your dreams, beautiful hair, smile, and is just perfect in every way, she has all the qualities you would look for in a woman. She is sweet and cute and has the cutest giggle. Maleah is the best girl you will ever know in your entire life so don’t let her out of your life

Maleah is the girl of your dreams, beautiful hair, smile, and is just perfect in every way, she has all the qualities you would look for in a woman. She is sweet and cute and has the cutest giggle. Maleah is the best girl you will ever know in your entire life so don’t let her out of your life

Maleah by Hehejeiakkaks May 6, 2019

mateja

Mateja is a girl that you will never want to let go of because you will love her so much once you have her. Every guy wants a Mateja, and every girl wishes to be a Mateja. She is a popular girl, but she is very humble about it. She is the type of person to care for others way more than herself. She can sometimes be a flirt, but once she finds a guy, she falls hard and is only all about him. She has a great smile and is always showing it (even on her hard days). She is always laughing about the littlest things. She is kind and sweet to everyone. She is good at everything she does. Not to mention, but she is also just so beautiful (inside and out). She is perfect in every way possible without even knowing it.

“Who’s that girl over there?”
“That’s Mateja”
“Oh, that explains why she’s so perfect”

mateja by wyomingluver June 25, 2019

maleyah

maleyah is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. she gets mad over nothing, though. she’s super pretty, dramatic, extra, mEAN, nIcE (sometimes), and just an amazing human being. do NOT mess with her friends or especially family, bc she will not hesitate to fight back.

person 1: this girl is so dramatic yet so pretty and amazing. what do i do?!

person 2: let me guess, the dramatic queen’s name is Maleyah.

person 1: how did you- okay wizard.

maleyah by ima clown November 29, 2019

Malea 

A beautiful young lady who shows confidence in the things she does. She is wild and likes to have a good time. Sometimes she gets into a pickle but she always manages to have things work out for her. She is as beautiful as a flower!

Wow, look at that Malea, she is so beautiful!

Malea by Britt200789 February 5, 2010

Maleah 

A pretty pretty princess who is conceited but has all the reason to be. She's the best.

I wish I could be Maleah.

Maleah by Prettyprincess. September 9, 2010