malarious

(Ma-lar-i|ous) Derived from the words "malaria" and "hilarious" < Something Grim yet hilariously funny; pertaining to a bizzaro, madcap humor (Looney Tunes) but also something Grim or Evil (Grim & Evil). Mostly used in a positive fashion.

Invader Zim was unfortunately cancelled, despite the fact that it was outrageously malarious.

by Matthew Ebisu May 11, 2007

Malazian Empire

The most Stronkest and Chad Empire ever seen, in the process of fighting Abu Ibrahbeem and Abu Gaynon. Malaz AlTabbaa is the Emperor, the based Chadpilled man. 670 followers and growing on IG, and an army of supporters ready to conquer Murtadeen and Ibrabeem

“Wow dude, did you hear about the Malazian Empire” , “Oh yeah I did, Malazian Empire is so Based and Redpilled, I love Malaz”.

by Johncl27 November 13, 2020

Malaia

Malaia is one of the most caring person you would ever meet. Malaia is so sweet but has a bad side. Malaia is very attractive and goofy. She also is a good friend

Malaia helped me wash dishes.

by anonymous June 8, 2021

Daron Malakian.

EXTREMLY talented guitarist for Armenian American metal band, System Of A Down
Slightly deranged yet a genius at the same time.
For the best examples of the already execptional work of System Of A Down,try these songs..

1) BYOB (Mezmerize,2005)
2)Sugar (System Of A Down,1998)
3)Chop Suey (Toxicity,2001)
4)The Prision Song (Toxicity,2001)
5)Mr Jack (Steal This Album,2003)

WOW ITS DARON! PRAISE HIM FOR HE RULES!

by Annoying that I live in Lancaster September 8, 2005

malakian

he plays guitar, and stop with this
"he's so hot" bullshit, fuck the radio has ruined a beautiful artistic band and now retarded girls are drooling over internet pics or daron while headbanging to aerials

daron is an energetic, intense musician devoted to his band and i respect him greatly

by noname August 16, 2004

Malarie

A Malarie is someone who everyone wants to be friends with and is very kind. You can tell her anything, and she won’t criticize you. If you are feeling down, a Malarie knows how to make anyone laugh in an instant. She is also very intelligent but doesn’t brag about it at all and is somewhat secretive.

Person 1: why are you so happy all of a sudden?
Person 2: I talked to Malarie.

by Confetti_fun November 16, 2018

The Malawian Goat

When you are taking a girl from behind, stand on her calves like a goat who is standing on any steep surface and shout very loud and sexy goat noises in her ear.

Her: "Babe, I still can't walk".
Him:" Guess we shouldn't have done the Malawian goat last week".

by ReliantRobin February 1, 2021