magic carpet

a technique used to roll fat joints using 2 cigarette papers stuck together with another across the top

Matt: Roll up a magic carpet i wanna get mashed
Gerry: Way ahead of u dweeb

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magic carpet ride

Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.

Dude sitting in this chair makes me feel like I'm on a magic carpet ride.

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When a man dismounts his partner, sits on their back, and busts onto the back of their head; taking a healthy dump in the process.

Anne - Frank tried performing a mexican magic carpet on me last night; but he failed due to his lack of aim.

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A rash or skin chafing as a result of exposure to the Brillo-like pubic hairs of someone of Middle Eastern descent.

"Why won't she blow me?"
"Because she doesn't want to wake up with a magic carpet burn on her upper lip, you dirty towelhead"

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" Her carpet was trim and tight "

magic carpet by Jkap November 2, 2003

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Having intercourse with a beautiful woman.

She's smoking hot.....I'd love to ride that magic carpet.

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Your doing a girl from behind and you hit her in the back of the head and knock her out. then you ride her down the stairs.

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