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Water Maggot

These boaters are defined by their small boats, no etiquette, fast driving, inconsiderate, and complete mongoloids. Charter boat captains look upon these folk with disgust, ruining fishing spots and entire lakes. The water maggot vessels are normally full of googan.
Anytime the Charter boats find a good fishing spot the Water Maggots invade it shortly.
by Teamcletus June 9, 2018
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Princess Maggot

The title Meghan Markle will be given by Americans when the Queen strips her title.
Princess Maggot wants to be the American version of Royalty.
by Sussex Squad Squaddie August 19, 2022
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Maggot Sucking Bumhole

A derogatory term with no specific definition. Generally used quite casually in the same sort of context as fartbag and arsesucker.
Tim: "Bagsy front seat!"
Gregg: "Oh you always get the front seat you maggot sucking bumhole!"

"Well, at least I don't suck maggots you maggot sucking bumhole!"
by mikethemilf March 26, 2009
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maggot dick

a term meaning a very white and small penis
boy: you maggot dick
boy 2: thats effed up
by jon gaona March 12, 2008
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act the maggot

Ireland To behave in a foolish, childish, or annoying manner.
by Keith Gaughan April 26, 2006
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Maggotry

An ancient time-honored form of love-making whereby one partner ('the Maggot') consumes (ingests) the bodily excretions, effluvia, ejacula, infectious discharge or waste by products of the other partner ('the Host'). Traditionally, the Maggot will have his or her hands and legs bound, will propel him or herself in a wriggling type motion and will suckle the anus, vagina, penis, other orifices or open infectious wounds of the Host in order to demonstrate devotion, love, respect and tenderness towards the Host. These actions of the Maggot are referred to in the community (known informally as 'the Maggot Tree') as 'Maggoting'.

There are sub-specialties within Maggotry. Some partners engage in Traditional Maggotry and limit consumption to the Host's infected wounds (such as bedsores, boils and infected surgical incisions). Others engage in Sexual Maggotry which focuses more on the ingestion of the secretions, waste and ejacula of the Host's anus and sexual organs. Still others prefer Neo-Maggotry (treated with derision in the Maggotry world) where the Maggot will eat food products (most usually ice cream or peanut butter) out of the Host's anus.
I saw Scott hungrily suckling on Sarah's pus-filled bedsore. They must be into Maggotry.
by A Devotee of Maggotry May 10, 2011
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maggot

A maggot ( larva)

was growing up.
by JulianDB January 2, 2017
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