madtard

of or relating to being extremly mad and stupid at the same time thus being madly retarded

Mr. Smith, "IT WON'T WORK, THE DOOR IS LOCKED. FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"
Jake, "Look, just turn the handle, you madtard..."

by Yet another Daniel Nielsen January 18, 2009

Craig MacTavish

The term "Craig MacTavish" means to have unprotected sexual intercourse with a girl. (ie. sexual intercourse without your "helmet" (a condom). Craig MacTavish was the last North American professional hockey player to play without a protective helmet, having signed his first pro contracting just before helmets became mandatory for all new players. The term was founded by the students of the Pharmacy Department at the University of Toronto.

"Hey bro, did you Craig MacTavish her last night?" ... "No, man, turns out she wasnt a fan of Craig MacTavish."

by University of Toronto - Pharmacy Students April 3, 2006

macturbate

v. to pleasure oneself through use of an Apple product

Once Mike gets the new iPhone he's going to macturbate for a week straight.

by eponymousrhinocerous September 11, 2012

mackarel

A fish used in sentences.

Holy mackarel!

by mnidaydwisww March 22, 2011

Macarenear

To perform online activities, either on your laptop, tablet or cellphone, like checking Facebook, email, Twitter or any other social media while the professor tries to teach a Marketing course.

- Dude! Why is she always asking what has already been explained?
- Haven't you noticed? She's has been macareneando during the entire class!! Macarenear is her thing!!!

by ekis18 November 24, 2011

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is

Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020

Ed Macfarlane

Ed Macfarlane is the lead singer of an amazing band called Friendly Fires, he is also known for being seriously attractive and one hell of a dancer.

i almost came when i saw Ed Macfarlane dancing in "Kiss of Life"

by strfckr August 29, 2011