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mayerism

The act and/or actions in which one would live by as an UBER john mayer fan. Sharing copious amounts of unecessary facts with the rest of the world. Basically, being obsessed with john mayer and pushing him and his music on the rest of the world!
Making a small "john mayer" christmas tree for your room or a John Mayer Centre piece for your thanksgiving dinner.
by dave December 20, 2003
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John Mayer

John Mayer is a small artist known for traumatizing a 19 year old girl when he was 32. The 19 year old girl just happened to be one of the biggest artists of our time, Taylor Swift. The term John Mayer is used to describe a male with tendency of grooming young girls.
“He likes that little girl, what a John Mayer”
by tayloswift May 12, 2023
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Goin' John Mayer

To once having pretty good alternative music, but for no apparent reason just start making slow acoustic crap that no one likes. Includes making generic music videos of just sitting on a stool playing a guitar, and walking around a bit, with no destination in mind.
"Well one likes the music I'm playing, I'm Goin' John Mayer! People will have to like my music then!"

"Yea I doubt that."
by Drums Guns and Fun December 6, 2009
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Mayer

A person who is kind loyal and makes a great bestfriend.
They are such a Mayer!
by lazymuffin February 4, 2017
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John Mayer

Man, Boy George is such a John Mayer.
by BigDickJordanB October 14, 2009
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John Mayer

Another term for jackass or dipshit
John Mayer is a jackass and a dipshit.
by Spartacus778 August 13, 2006
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oscar mayer

An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed by prepubescent children who unwittingly sing about naming their "meat" and whose mascot is a gigantic weiner on wheels.
"my bologne has a first name"
by ricemond December 6, 2003
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